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Who do you fancy? Page 860

Quote: zooo @ September 20 2012, 10:35 PM BST

Which eye are you going to poke out?

My Jap's eye - wait, that's racist - my penis eye (is that better?)

... No.
Never speak of it again.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 20 2012, 10:32 PM BST

I know Angie is joking,

Who said I was joking? Serial killers are definitely upping their game in the looks stakes. I blame the press.

I'm on jury duty next month, let's hope I don't let any hot guys away with murder.

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 20 2012, 10:42 PM BST

I'm on jury duty next month, let's hope I don't let any hot guys away with murder.

Laughing out loud

What if you get a hot looking rapist? Just try not to yell 'you lucky cow!' at the victim.

I doubt I'll even make it through the auditions, my facial expressions give my feelings away too easily, no scum bag is going to want to have me passing judgement on them :)

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 20 2012, 10:51 PM BST

I doubt I'll even make it through the auditions, my facial expressions give my feelings away too easily, no scum bag is going to want to have me passing judgement on them :)

So far, I've been able to avoid jury duty and knowing my luck, I'll eventually get called up for a financial fraud trial that is all about trading hedge fund futures or whatever and the trial will last 18 months.

Anyways, back to the babes, French newsreader Melissa Theuriau -

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This just in, I have a boner...bong!

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 20 2012, 10:21 PM BST

Am I the only one looking at the photos of cop killer Dale Gregan and thinking he's quite fit for a one-eyed evil bastard?

You're assuming that after a couple of days in police custody for shooting two WPCs that he still has the one eye?

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 20 2012, 11:00 PM BST

Anyways, back to the babes, French newsreader Melissa Theuriau -

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This just in, I have a boner...bong!

Keep your grubby hands off, she's mine :)

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/4772/699#P822054

You indulging yourself tonight zooo? ;)

Gerry got in the way >_<

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 21 2012, 11:09 PM BST

You indulging yourself tonight zooo? ;)

Hee.

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I'd like to havesome of that sweet dessert. ;)

Been rewatching Arrested Development lately.

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The woman from "How I Met Your Mother"

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