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Quote: Chappers @ September 19 2012, 6:00 PM BST

Not sure if I've mentioned this before.

Guide dogs being savaged by beasts whose Neanderthal owners refuse to keep them on a lead. F**king bastards.

Joggers (i.e. me) being savaged by beasts whose Neanderthal owners refuse to keep them on a lead. F**king bastards.

My dad used to run with a stick to hit the doggies with.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2012, 6:40 PM BST

My dad used to run with a stick to hit the doggies with.

Was that a white one?

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2012, 6:40 PM BST

My dad used to run with a stick to hit the doggies with and the hippies, cheeky teenagers, old ladies who looked suspicious basically any one who annoyed him which was everyone. Later when he couldn't run quite as fast he used to go running with a gun.

A credit to his community!

nb Marfy scummy mummies on a bus shouting at the bus driver to wait whilst a disabled guy found a seat. Whilst the 2 of them blocked both the disabled seats and the corridor.

And what is it with bus mentals, there's a ruddy plague of them in North London.

:D

I thought all bus mentals lived round here.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2012, 6:40 PM BST

My dad used to run with a stick to hit the doggies with.

...in an age before they invented pepper spray. ;) :D

Quote: Booo @ September 19 2012, 7:11 PM BST

I thought all bus mentals lived round here.

Maybe they commute and we're seeing the same mentals at different times of the day.

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2012, 7:52 PM BST

Maybe they commute and we're seeing the same mentals at different times of the day.

Could well be, sooty. We're both unlucky souls.

Maybe its us who are the bus mentals....

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2012, 6:53 PM BST

And what is it with bus mentals, there's a ruddy plague of them in North London.

That's why I get the Tube everywhere, the mentals avoid it due to cost and amount of security. When they get on the bus, they know they have you trapped and that the driver ain't gonna do squat. Plus the length of the journey ensures they have you for a good long time.

In other TTPYO news: I'm still stunned by a news report about the new Birthing Centres in Newham. Not only does the borough have the highest birth rate in London, but 77% of the mothers dropping sporgs weren't born in the UK.

We've just shelled out loads of NHS dough so foreigns can outbreed us in London safely and more effeciently.

Kill dogs, is the solution - to everything . Not that I'm extreme or anything.

Quote: keewik @ September 19 2012, 11:45 PM BST

Kill dogs, is the solution - to everything . Not that I'm extreme or anything.

Where can I buy some of these Kill dogs legally?

If you mean killing seeing eye dogs, rescue dogs, drug sniffing dogs, search dogs, sheep herding dogs, sled dogs, therapy, guard and police dogs, then I think your solution is a tad extreme.

Kill all songbirds should be your motto cat lover.

Morrison's fish counter. For yonks I've bought nice, white haddock loin. So today the man says 'Do you want it skinned?' Skinned? Is there any other way? Then he weighs it BEFORE cutting the skin off. Do these mean profiteering bastard Morrisons not realise we do not eat fish skin in Scotland? Sick Sick Sick

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