Quote: Ben @ September 17 2012, 9:34 PM BSTBooo is back!
You have dementia, it's quite clear to me.
Quote: Lee @ September 17 2012, 9:36 PM BSTRabies.
Ooh, cheap and effective!
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Quote: Lee @ September 17 2012, 9:36 PM BSTBabies.
Erm Lee that discussion about the birds and the bees didn't really work out...
Trying to keep up with the goings-on here, did I miss much? Pages and pages of posts to read!
Good to see sooty still amending posts, some things should never change.
Just been for a crap and I was reading an old copy of Viz (saves buying new ones) and who should appear in Top Tips other than our own David Bussell !
Something about only going out with birds called Holly or something with a birthday around Christmas to avoid buying them presents . . or something.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 17 2012, 9:03 PM BSTAw.
Robyn's Brownie group had to pick an owl name for. They chose either Tawny, Barn, Little or Wise. It was almost unanimously "Little" when they voted. So now a group of 8 year olds call me Little Owl...
Bare-legged Owl or Cuban Screech-owl ?
Quote: Booo @ September 17 2012, 9:39 PM BSTYou have dementia, it's quite clear to me.
You was away, it's a true!
AJGO just received an email in response to one she can see she sent but doesn't recall sending saying 'Sleep deprived, don't know if this sketch makes sense'. The response was 'sleep deprivation seems to work well, great sketch' but I sent it from different email account and had to look it up and still have no recollection of sending it and actually no recollection of writing it.
Must not sleep properly more often.
Quote: AJGO @ September 18 2012, 12:15 AM BSTYou was away, it's a true!
AJGO just received an email in response to one she can see she sent but doesn't recall sending saying 'Sleep deprived, don't know if this sketch makes sense'. The response was 'sleep deprivation seems to work well, great sketch' but I sent it from different email account and had to look it up and still have no recollection of sending it and actually no recollection of writing it.
Must not sleep properly more often.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 18 2012, 12:18 AM BST
Innit.
It's def my sketch cos I sent it from my email account and I remember now having the initial idea for it, but think I just did a line here and there cos it was such an awkward idea so hasn't made an actual memory. All mine though! Um, yay me!
In other dull news, AJGO is huuuungry. And quite wants plain cold pasta. That's not even pikey, it's just stupid
And your next sketch will be about a psychiatrist, written from experience of course. 
Quote: AJGO @ September 18 2012, 12:29 AM BSTIn other dull news, AJGO is huuuungry. And quite wants plain cold pasta. That's not even pikey, it's just stupid
Have a nice piece of French toast.
That's what I know it to be called.
Butter a thick slice, fold it and toast both sides.
Dip in brown sauce if you want.
Couldn't be arsed to cook owt so have gone for cheese on toast, but with tomato puree before cheese under grill.
Well sophisticated. Take those words back keewik!
Edit: Cor, my cheese and tomato puree on toast was lovely. It's a good thing I'm lazy or I'd make that again
Edit again: Now I've just read a blatant scam email that has used a .ac address but doesn't even claim to be from that person. That's just lazy. I wonder how it got through my spam filter and if I should know who this address is though. Maybe I should just stop reading my emails
mean while in a Lagos cyber cafe
JOSEPH READS HIS EMAIL TURNS OFF HIS COMPUTER AND STARTS TO WALK OUT
JOSHUA SITTING NEXT TO HIM LOOKS ON IN SURPISE
JOSHUA
Joseph my friend where are you going?
JOSEPH
I am through with scamming those English fools I am going to be a fisherman.
JOSHUA
Is it a threatening letter? A solicitors letter? A threat of violence?
JOSEPH
It was a comedy sketch....and a description of how to make toast pizza. It, disturbed me.
THE WHOLE INTERNET CAFE GETS UP AND FILES OUT IN SILENCE LEAVING THE COMPUTERS ABANDONED.
AJGO: Saving the Internet with Each Unnecessary Post
(Might have toast pizza for brunch. Think about that spammers)
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 17 2012, 10:15 PM BSTJust been for a crap and I was reading an old copy of Viz (saves buying new ones) and who should appear in Top Tips other than our own David Bussell !
Really? I genuinely had no idea! Can you tell me which issue, or maybe take a photo of the tip?
Car failed MOT as expected (I never did get that new one) so now must come up with nearly £300 quid, the good news is I had a lovely walk back from the garage in the sunshine, all the while muttering curses under my breath.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 18 2012, 11:05 AM BSTReally? I genuinely had no idea! Can you tell me which issue, or maybe take a photo of the tip?
Unfortunately I ran out of bog paper and had to . . . .
No, not really !
I'll have a look tonight.