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It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow and like every year we're potless. How I wish I never let my father-in-law talk us into changing the date from the 25th to the 18th. (The 25th is pay day)

Anyway, indulge me if you will as I present you with this ditty...

When times are tough, the money's tight
A look at bank statements can be a fright
The bottom line may look obsene
An indictment of a past regime

Just stay strong my dear, it's not all bad
To dwell on mistakes only make us sad
We have each other and that's what counts
And for 13 years, a modern romance

And now I would like someone to write a fourth verse which will lighten the mood. Be as rude and lewd as you like. Ignore this request and I'll know where I stand...

Quote: David Bussell @ September 17 2012, 12:31 PM BST

Thanks for bringing me up to date everyone, and congrats to the person who possibly had intercourse.

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They missed out that my wife has a new head.

Ravenous. Absolutely ravenous.

My wife our love is true through and through
My turn on is our favourite strap on
Because I f**k you, you f**k me too
Its torch fitting means our love shines on

Quote: L.E. @ September 17 2012, 11:01 AM BST

It was a lovely meeting and was very happy to see Scatters. Made my whole shopping experience excellent.

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Aw.

Robyn's Brownie group had to pick an owl name for. They chose either Tawny, Barn, Little or Wise. It was almost unanimously "Little" when they voted. So now a group of 8 year olds call me Little Owl...

That literally couldn't be more awesome.

Well, unless they'd picked Floozy Owl, but that might be a bit inappropriate.

They wanted Sparkle Owl but were not allowed.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 17 2012, 2:13 PM BST

And now I would like someone to write a fourth verse which will lighten the mood. Be as rude and lewd as you like. Ignore this request and I'll know where I stand...

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Not ignoring...pondering...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 17 2012, 9:03 PM BST

Robyn's Brownie group

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My first thought was the baked good and then I considered the skin colour and then it clicked >_<

Little Owl!

My Dad is sat here eating a packet of crackers I bought for myself and is saying "I prefer the other brand". Yet, he's still eating them.

STOP EATING THEM!

Tell him, not us!

Ah, he ain't listening!

Luckily he will eat his way ever closer to the poison one.... muah ha ha ha!

I like Matzo crackers, they're so thin and crispy and light.

What did you poison them with?

Booo is back!

Quote: Booo @ September 17 2012, 9:26 PM BST

I like Matzo crackers, they're so thin and crispy and light.

What did you poison them with?

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Rabies.