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Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2012, 7:20 PM BST

Back from my hols. A bullet point summary of BCG highlights occurring over the last fortnight, signed and notarised by the relevant authorities, would be much appreciated.

Stott argued for the latest series of Doctor Who and everyone else argued against.

Oh and someone got laid. Probably.

Quote: Lee @ September 16 2012, 7:41 PM BST

You were on holiday? Then who was that guy I let fondle me in the dark cupboard this past week?

Yourself.

No wonder you feel so guilty.

But I'm doing that now and I feel no shame.

It's because lie on your whole body until you're numb and pretend you're someone else feeling you up.

Quote: Ben @ September 16 2012, 9:30 AM BST

Cafe-in-the-crypt? Sounds a blast, so I'll check it out one day.

It's under the church "St Martins in the Fields" which is at the NE corner of Trafalgar Square (A long long time since there were fields there). Enter via a new circular glass turret-like building just North of the main steps.

My nan loves it there!

Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2012, 7:20 PM BST

Back from my hols. A bullet point summary of BCG highlights occurring over the last fortnight, signed and notarised by the relevant authorities, would be much appreciated.

Ben turned thirty but he does not like to talk about it.

There is a collective view (with one abstention) that Doctor Who is a bit shit.

Teddy Paddalack posted a sketch in Critique.

Quote: Tursiops @ September 16 2012, 11:19 PM BST

Ben turned thirty but he does not like to talk about it.

There is a collective view (with one abstention) that Doctor Who is a bit shit.

Teddy Paddalack posted a sketch in Critique.

I lost my glasses at work and my pipe. I had a 2 hour rant about young whipper snappers pinching my things and needing national service!

And then they were on your nose and in your mouth all the time!

nb to answer Dave's question. Nothing the BCG basically just exists for your entertainment whilst you're around. So we all just took a break and were back just in time to carry on maintaining the illusion.

Quote: sootyj @ September 16 2012, 11:25 PM BST

I lost my glasses at work and my pipe. I had a 2 hour rant about young whipper snappers pinching my things and needing national service!

Never mind that - which of you has had my teeth?

Have just found a gigantic slug crawling across the bathroom (which is upstairs) floor. Bleeeh! Puke! Simultaneously the toilet handle broke. Are these 2 things connected? :O

Did you try to flush it down the loo?

Me??? Oh Gawd, no. That's what I keep Mr. Keewik for. He assures me it was a snail. How the Hell did it get upstairs? No, don't want to think of that.

Now thinking if I hadn't seen it I could have gone in there in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark - and stood on it! Arrrggghh!

Hehe. Hopefully just popped in through a window.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 14 2012, 11:05 PM BST

Robyn was very surprised to see Ellie today, but Ellie was definitely equally surprised to see Robyn!

It was a lovely meeting and was very happy to see Scatters. Made my whole shopping experience excellent.

Thanks for bringing me up to date everyone, and congrats to the person who possibly had intercourse.

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