Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2012, 4:40 PM BSTConfined to a wheel chair, sounds like the disabled version of 50 shades of grey.
Apologies couldn't resist
Dibs on that, I have already started my novel 'Bound and Gagged.'
Quote: zooo @ September 13 2012, 4:49 PM BSTI shall assume he punched her in the eye and then said, 'what a shame you used to be so pretty.'
I'd like to have seen that. I think he just walked away stunned.