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Quote: zooo @ September 13 2012, 3:41 PM BST

Words to excite men: tits bigger than her head, IQ of a peanut. Football. Curry. Cars.

...We are doing cliche bullshit, right?

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Male BCG members (except for me) seem to be obsessed with Doctor Who...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 13 2012, 3:48 PM BST

Male BCG members

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I'm not sure that is really enough to excite the ladeez Gordon.

Only because they think we're sad pathetic losers who have to meet people in forums....

I don't think they have a collective take on that although I am from Barcelona.

Anyway, mentioning the name "Julia Roberts" makes even heterosexual women gooey

Chocolate, yes. Other stuff, nope.

Quote: Marc P @ September 13 2012, 3:36 PM BST

What... nobody has said Chocolate? Amateurs.

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Surely, you mean chocolate-coated chocolate...dipped in chocolate? Slacking.

Big fat cocks!

And before anyone gets chance to say it....no I don't mean me.

no one said "50 shades of grey" yet...so I won't either.

Also

'Will you marry me?'. 'Free minutes', 'work from home'. 'I'll pay'.

I usually rattle on about the 92/93 QPR team that finished 5th in the Premier League - Sir Les, Bardsley, Impey et all. Great times.

Needless to say, this makes the girls squirt.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 14 2012, 1:15 AM BST

'work from home'

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Those are indeed magic words! (But for everyone, surely?)

Quote: zooo @ September 14 2012, 10:12 AM BST

Those are indeed magic words! (But for everyone, surely?)

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You're well on the way to becoming a shut in, zooo.

Totes. Can't wait!

Quote: Tuumble @ September 13 2012, 2:13 PM BST

What words can I use as a bloke to get the ladies pulses racing?

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'I'll cook' or 'course I'll wear the Gladiator outfit again'