Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. *shakes head sadly*
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Quote: Rob H @ September 6 2012, 10:30 PM BSTNicky, Nicky, Nicky. *shakes head sadly*
I deserved that..... 
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 6 2012, 9:04 PM BSTI know someone while at work and for reasons beyond his control had to do a poo in a cardboard box. (it's not me and I know you'll think it's me but it wasn't)
He reclosed the lid of this box and through shame kept it near to him all day, with the intention of taking it home and putting it in his dustbin.
While been driven home, in a moment of weakness he threw it out of the van window.
The box skidded across the road and a man sprang out of nowhere. He picked up the box and ran off with it.
That's a remarkably detailed and heartfelt account of the initial act of defacating into a cardboard box and subsequent whereabouts of said box during the rest of the day. Incredible, seeing as it wasn't a personal account.
It was you...wasn't it?
Quote: Joyce @ September 7 2012, 2:32 PM BSTThat's a remarkably detailed and heartfelt account of the initial act of defacating into a cardboard box and subsequent whereabouts of said box during the rest of the day. Incredible, seeing as it wasn't a personal account.
It was you...wasn't it?
No - he was the one who picked up the box and ran off with it.
What were you expecting to be inside it Stephen?
Arseholes unable to speak without the intrusive 'r'. Just heard a newscaster constantly say 'withdrawRing'. Can't you spell, numskull?
Quote: keewik @ September 12 2012, 12:41 AM BSTArseholes unable to speak without the intrusive 'r'. Just heard a newscaster constantly say 'withdrawRing'. Can't you spell, numskull?
Do you pronounce the D in Wednesday?
Of course.
Quote: keewik @ September 12 2012, 12:41 AM BSTArseholes unable to speak without the intrusive 'r'. Just heard a newscaster constantly say 'withdrawRing'. Can't you spell, numskull?
I talk like that. If I called someone a cow behind their backs...I would say, "She's a right caahr int she?"...like that. If the neighbours have been rowing/arguing...I would say, "They bin raahrin' all fackin' day!"...like that. It's definitely a 'w' thing. Or...I'm just an arsehole (without the 'h').
Quote: Chappers @ September 6 2012, 8:03 PM BSTThat's nothing.
A few months ago working at Carshalton Beeches railway station somebody had produced a really awful pile. It was completely blocked and no amount of flushing and poking with the brush would work. So I had to get the rubber gloves out and shovel it out by hand and chuck it in bin bags.
It probably wouldn't flush because it was the wrong kind of s**t.
In all honesty I think people who abuse public toilets should be hanged.
I mean that kind of creature is just polluting the gene pool.
A holiday camp I worked at used seasonal staff and none of them wanted the job of cleaning the club house toilets or the shower block/toilets (for campers)...they would leave them for days...smelly...and very unhygenic. They moaned that the holiday-makers were too disgusting and they didn't feel it was right they should clean up shit after them. I remember going into the swimming pool changing rooms. People actually poo and leave used sanitary pads/tampons in changing cubicals, rather than use the toilets...which were already blocked with excrement smeared on the seats. Some people are rank.
Also, still very pissed off at GPs. Mine told me yesterday he was sorry I was having the symptoms I came in with, but he couldn't see what was wrong with me and hoped I didn't have the symptoms again! What!!?? He was like..."Sorry to hear that...bye!". Unbelievable.
He didn't even ask me what I thought it was!
Quote: Joyce @ September 13 2012, 4:20 PM BSTA holiday camp I worked at used seasonal staff and none of them wanted the job of cleaning the club house toilets or the shower block/toilets (for campers)...they would leave them for days...smelly...and very unhygenic. They moaned that the holiday-makers were too disgusting and they didn't feel it was right they should clean up shit after them. I remember going into the swimming pool changing rooms. People actually poo and leave used sanitary pads/tampons in changing cubicals, rather than use the toilets...which were already blocked with excrement smeared on the seats. Some people are rank.
Also, still very pissed off at GPs. Mine told me yesterday he was sorry I was having the symptoms I came in with, but he couldn't see what was wrong with me and hoped I didn't have the symptoms again! What!!?? He was like..."Sorry to hear that...bye!". Unbelievable.
He didn't even ask me what I thought it was!
Was it Poontins or Buttlins you worked at?
Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2012, 4:10 PM BSTIn all honesty I think people who abuse public toilets should be hanged.
I mean that kind of creature is just polluting the gene pool.
Well George Michael did and I hear he's bloody well hung....
They're not just polluting the gene pool....the floor and toilet seats aren't coming out of things too well either.....
People who use disabled loos to vomit, take drugs and do the most vile poo you can imagine then don't clear it up P me off.
Quote: Joyce @ September 13 2012, 3:28 PM BSTI talk like that. If I called someone a cow behind their backs...I would say, "She's a right caahr int she?"...like that. If the neighbours have been rowing/arguing...I would say, "They bin raahrin' all fackin' day!"...like that. It's definitely a 'w' thing. Or...I'm just an arsehole (without the 'h').
I should have been more explicit - it's the newscasters/presenters who drive me nuts with these things. None of us speak beautifully in real life but these folk are being paid to deliver things clearly to the nation so I expect them to make an effort with reasonable speech.
In a similar vein, there was a teenager on a news programme the other night complaining about the grade debacle in GCSEs. Referring to his teachers, he said 'They was ... blah, blah" And he wondered why he failed English!
Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ September 13 2012, 4:44 PM BSTWas it Poontins or Buttlins you worked at?
Nether.