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Naked

It's a cool word isn't it, especially if you live inside the Artic Circle.

Anyone remember that episode of Coupling where the girlies got the waiter in a fluster purely by frequently using the word 'naked'? What words can I use as a bloke to get the ladies pulses racing? ;)

This could be a short thread...or a long one...or somewhere in between...or not.

Shoes!

Laughing out loud

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Here are more words that get the chicks going -

Cash, Royal Prince, half price sale, elderly single billionairre with no relatives, attention, compliments, ponies, vampires, WAG.

Foreign Words: Orlando, Leonardo, Antonio...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 13 2012, 2:30 PM BST

get the chicks going -

I've never had a problem getting chicks going, it's getting chicks to come back

Phrases like, sniff this chloroform soaked handkerchief, I can see you through my night-vision goggles and please don't tell anyone, have not been winners so far.....

You forgot unicorns, but that could just be me.

Quote: Joyce @ September 13 2012, 3:18 PM BST

You forgot unicorns, but that could just be me.

Years ago during the "Lord Of The Rings" craze, I remember women storming the bookstores for fantasy novels. What is it with you women and fantasy? Was it Gandalf's beard or Aragorn's greasy hair? I don't get it...
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Quote: Joyce @ September 13 2012, 3:18 PM BST

You forgot unicorns, but that could just be me.

Ah yes, the horse with a horn, how could I forget that?

Also forgot: Engagement ring, wedding dress, Paris, spa day and rabbit.

...Richard Curtis films...

Kittens

What... nobody has said Chocolate? Amateurs. :)

gays

Words to excite men: tits bigger than her head, IQ of a peanut. Football. Curry. Cars.

...We are doing cliche bullshit, right?

I think so :)

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