INT:
INTERIOR OF MODERN SUBURBAN HOME. KITCHEN \HALL AREA. A MAN WALKS THE FLOOR SPEAKING ON A CORDLESS PHONE.
MAN:
"Ok, give me a second. I need to find a pen to write this down."
HE PUTS THE PHONE ON MUTE AND PLACES IT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER AND MOVES INTO THE HALL. HE SEARCHES FRANTICALLY IN A CHEST OF DRAWERS FOR A PEN.
FRONT DOOR OPENS AND A WOMAN ENTERS LOOKING ANNOYED.
MAN:
(Angry tone) "Where's the bloody pens? I can never find them."
WOMAN:
"Why don't you use that thing in your pants?"
MAN:
"What?"
WOMAN:
"Well you signed your divorce with it last night when you messed with that bitch!"
