I was going to write this as a short story, but for now I'll just put them up as one liners to see if I'm on the right track.
1. I look into the mirror and don't recognise the man staring back at me and then I realise it's a window.
2. My mother told me I walk with a limp because of my faulty jeans, so I went to my tailor, but he knew nothing of my families history.
3. I brush my hair back, because my Hoover is broken.
4. I walk downstairs, because falling hurts.
5. There's some mail on my mat, I tell him to leave and get off Matt.
6. I make myself a coffee, because I don't know how to be a cup of tea.
7. I always over boil my eggs for breakfast; it must be the chicken inside of me.
