What's this? A Carry On reonion?
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You mean a carrier on reunion.
Cary Grant would never stoop so low.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 8 2012, 3:21 PM BSTDon't worry, I'll ask the Great White Queen Over The Water to send you some deck chairs on the next transportation clipper.
That's very kind of you, but there's no need. Most of our beaches have lovely soft sand. Bit more comfy to sit on than shells..
The house to myself . .
A lemon sponge cake to myself . .
And The Sweeney on the tele !
Ben is seeing out his last weekend as a twenty-something...
Quote: Ben @ September 9 2012, 6:26 PM BSTBen is seeing out his last weekend as a twenty-something...
Happy Birthday.
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Billwill has just discovered that some toe-rag has nicked his old chrome towel rail (a sort of radiator) from his front yard.
I was going to try sell it on eBay & if that didn't work, sell it for scrap metal. It was a nice shiny one, still in very good condition.
Grrrrrrr !
...hopes that Murray beats Djokovic in the finals so that Federer stays number one for a few more weeks.
Quote: Joyce @ September 9 2012, 10:08 AM BSTApparently...you really should wee in your compost bin to get things going.
I put cats in mine and unlike that stupid woman who got caught putting moggys in her wheelie bin, the bodies rot away so there's no evidence.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 9 2012, 9:01 PM BSTI put cats in mine and unlike that stupid woman who got caught putting moggys in her wheelie bin, the bodies rot away so there's no evidence.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 9 2012, 10:09 PM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/25284/
If I'd made the same joke on the Cats! thread then fair enough. But as part of the UN sanctioned BCG peace agreement, I'm not allowed to cross zooo's 'Line of Death' and am forbidden from entering said thread.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 9 2012, 10:15 PM BST
If I'd made the same joke on the Cats! thread then fair enough. But as part of the UN sanctioned BCG peace agreement, I'm not allowed to cross zooo's 'Line of Death' and am forbidden from entering said thread.
So you think you can get away with here instead eh?
Quote: Ben @ September 9 2012, 6:26 PM BSTBen is seeing out his last weekend as a twenty-something...
Ohmigawd! Has anybody told you? You are DOOMED! *background manic laughter*
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 9 2012, 10:28 PM BSTSo you think you can get away with here instead eh?
The hit squad is approaching your domain NOW!