Apologies if this seems a bit crass, especially since I'm very new here, but I could do with your help.
A friend of mine came up with the idea to compile a joke book via Twitter with the proceeds going to mental health charity, Sane. All the details can be found here - https://tweehee.wordpress.com/ - and there's a facebook page here - https://www.facebook.com/TweeHeeforSane - but essentially the message is this; we need jokes.
If you have a Twitter account you can post your jokes there. Use the tag #TweeHee and we'll see them
They don't have to be clean or new but they can't be racist or sexist. Again, full details are over on the website. Obviously we don't want to be accused of plagiarism either, so make the jokes your own or really old.
As it's for charity nobody is being paid for this, but if your joke ends up in the book you'll get a credit (most likely your Twitter name) next to your gag.
We'd also love to get some celebs involved in this so if anyone has any contacts they could talk into donating a joke, that would be very helpful. We've had an armful from David Quantick but every little helps, as they say.
So that's it, apologies once more if I seem to be hijacking the forum for my own reasons but we could really do with some help.
Now I'm off to drink tea and eat buns until the gin gets here.
Bidet.