A POLICEMAN ESCORTS A MAN INTO A ROOM FOR AN ID PARADE. AS THEY APPROACH THE GLASS PANEL THEY SEE TWO OFFICERS INSISTING ONE OF THE WOMEN TO WEAR A T SHIRT. SHE IS PROTESTING BUT FINALLY AGREES RELUCTANTLY. THE POLICEMAN USHERS THE OFFICERS OUT VIA THE INTERCOM LOOKING A LITTLE EMBARRASSED.
POLICEMAN LEADS MAN TO THE GLASS BEHIND WHICH SIX WOMEN STAND. THE ONE IN THE T SHIRT HAS HER ARMS CROSSED.
POLICEMAN.
OK sir, if you'd like to have a good look at these woman and identify the prostitute that sucked your testicles into her vagina then stole your wallet during your ... liaison.
MAN, LOOKING SHEEPISHLY.
I really don't know who it was. if..well.. it may not have been any of these ... ladies.
POLICEMAN.
Hang on a moment, sir, let's do this right.
CALLS OVER INTERCOM TO ONE OF THE OFFICERS.
Brown, get that old tom to put her hands down.
THE OFFICER ENTERS AND SPEAKS TO THE WOMAN IN T SHIRT WHO PLACES HER ARMS BY HER SIDE. SHE IS CLEARLY ANNOYED. THE T SHIRT READS MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
POLICEMAN.
Any better now, sir?