British Comedy Guide

A trick or two.

A POLICEMAN ESCORTS A MAN INTO A ROOM FOR AN ID PARADE. AS THEY APPROACH THE GLASS PANEL THEY SEE TWO OFFICERS INSISTING ONE OF THE WOMEN TO WEAR A T SHIRT. SHE IS PROTESTING BUT FINALLY AGREES RELUCTANTLY. THE POLICEMAN USHERS THE OFFICERS OUT VIA THE INTERCOM LOOKING A LITTLE EMBARRASSED.

POLICEMAN LEADS MAN TO THE GLASS BEHIND WHICH SIX WOMEN STAND. THE ONE IN THE T SHIRT HAS HER ARMS CROSSED.

POLICEMAN.
OK sir, if you'd like to have a good look at these woman and identify the prostitute that sucked your testicles into her vagina then stole your wallet during your ... liaison.

MAN, LOOKING SHEEPISHLY.
I really don't know who it was. if..well.. it may not have been any of these ... ladies.

POLICEMAN.
Hang on a moment, sir, let's do this right.
CALLS OVER INTERCOM TO ONE OF THE OFFICERS.
Brown, get that old tom to put her hands down.

THE OFFICER ENTERS AND SPEAKS TO THE WOMAN IN T SHIRT WHO PLACES HER ARMS BY HER SIDE. SHE IS CLEARLY ANNOYED. THE T SHIRT READS MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

POLICEMAN.
Any better now, sir?

:D Good gag Marion. I'm wondering if it may be worth saying that she bit his testicles off, implying that she swallowed them? Or is that too far fetched? Still funny regardless.

Thank you kindly sir.
I did think about that but couldn't make me mind up. Gals, eh, we just can't make our minds up as to where to stick 'em. >_<

Quote: marion @ September 9 2012, 10:05 AM BST

Thank you kindly sir.
I did think about that but couldn't make me mind up. Gals, eh, we just can't make our minds up as to where to stick 'em. >_<

My pleasure Ma'am. As long as it's not in the family album!

:O

Biting 'em off would make sense, and the line-up could be to identfy the do-er of ABH or, given the nature of the bitten bits, GBH.

Thanks a lot for the advice, folks, which I do listen to Angelic
The reason that I chose the option that I did is, without wishing to go into detail, ladies go get gentlemen parts in their gob for a bit of a muck about, so I am told!! :S So I thought that maybe a prostitute would suck 'em up, so to speak, in a sort of an urban myth type of way.
I guess, as I always say, if you have to explain it then it's probably bollocks :D

vagina dentata anyone??? :-)

Funny but the 'Suck Up' doesn't work, I think the biting off of the balls that was suggested would take this up ten notches at least.

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