EXTERIOR: AN EXPANSE OF A DESERT PLATEAU. A LARGE WOODEN CROSS STANDS ALONE, UPON WHICH THE ROMAN CENTURION LONGINUS IS CRUCIFIED. A CROWD OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLE STAND BEFORE HIM, PELTING HIM WITH CUSTARD PIES.
LONGINUS: It's not fair.. I only meant to tickle him!
FADE
Not everyone is going to get the Longinus reference sadly, but I found it witty.
Was it a cream passionnel?
Damn you NL.
I was just going to delete the thread and now I can't. I'll rework.
Don't delete Stylee, it's good!
I was slated at work for using Dante's Inferno as a reference in a Risk Assessment, so I do understand.
I agree with nicky, this is not main stream stuff, but it's very good.
Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 9 2012, 1:09 AM BSTI was slated at work for using Dante's Inferno as a reference..
That must have been hell..
Purgatory actually.
It's still ongoing
Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 9 2012, 1:30 AM BSTIt's still ongoing.
For all eternity?
Until Beatrice reaches the age of 16......