British Comedy Guide

Horse play.

A MALE HORSE EXITS THE BARN, KICKING THE DOOR SHUT AS HE LEAVES. A COMPLAINING NOISE CAN BE HEARD FROM BARN. HE APPROACHES ANOTHER HORSE, SNORTING IN TEMPER.

HORSE No. 2.
What's up?

HORSE No. 1.
I can't stand her anymore. She's such a bloody nag.

Short and sweet Marion.

The Police have been called in - they suspect foal play..

Nay, it's great Marion!

Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 8 2012, 8:50 PM BST

Nay, it's great Marion!

I dunno.. that old chestnut..

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ September 8 2012, 8:55 PM BST

I dunno.. that old chestnut..

You're talking a load of old pony...

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