Ext. We see three bearded men sat around a campfire. They are drinking beer and eating from a huge pot containing pulses, corn and beans.
JOSHUA: Jesus, tell Thomas about your discovery.
JESUS: You are going to love this Thomas. You know I haven't been to the toilet for a fortnight, well watch this!
Jesus ladels some more of the stew into his mouth washed down with more beer and a few gulps of air.
JESUS: Joshua, unravel the sheet and stoke the fire.
Jesus strips off and lies down on the white sheet with his hands crossed over his pubic area. Thomas is bemused but watches carefully.
JESUS: Right I'm ready Joshua, fold it over and tuck it in. Don't forget to leave a little gap...........OK light the taper!
We hear a humongous fart from beneath the sheet which Joshua has just lit. A strange blue/green light can be seen swirling beneath the sheet and all three men are bent double laughing.
Cut to the three men laughing and drinking by the fire. Camera pans to the sheet that has a perfect image of a man with a beard burnt on to it.
Heh heh! They'll burn you at the stake for that one..