An old Skitcomp reject slightly rejigged:
INT: A TARDIS FACTORY IN GALLIFREY
TWO OLD TIMELADIES ARE JUST STARTING WORK.
THE NATTERER:
Ooh I am Excited about these new TARDIS thingies they're making.
THE INTERFERER:
I don't know why they just don't stick to the good old fashioned TARD.
Now that was a Time Machine,
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THE NATTERER:
Yes but they didn't travel in Space silly. the new TARDISes can do that.
I've always fancied two weeks in space.
THE INTERFERER:
It's all space now is it? Time's not good enough for people these days.
THE NATTERER:
You've got no adventure in either of your hearts have you?
THE INTERFERER:
Adventure? Pah! It's not like we'll ever get to go in one.
THE NATTERER:
Well we're too old to go gallivanting dear, we've both gone through the changes
THE INTERFERER:
Well I wish they'd hurry up with it, I've got Bingo at 4.30 last Friday
THE NATTERER:
It's already here, look at the conveyor belt.
THE INTERFERER:
There's nothing on it.
THE NATTERER:
No it disguises itself as it's surroundings. it is the conveyor belt.
THE INTERFERER:
So we have to check all of these while they try to disguise themselves, I've never heard anything so ridiculous.
THE NATTERER:
This is the only one they've made so far & We just need to clean it.
THE INTERFERER:
Ooh well that's different, the two of us'll be done in a Jiffy.
THE NATTERER:
That's the spirit Dear, I'll do the outside.
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