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Quote: Tuumble @ September 5 2012, 11:01 PM BST

Does it have an ASBO?

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A Smelly Bum Odour ?

I am pleased to report everyone thinks my skin is 'silky smooth' so that is one good thing about me!

Looks a bit furry to me, dellas.

When I'm out of my 'cat woman' outfit!

Quote: Gavin @ September 5 2012, 4:07 PM BST

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My wife's head is a bit more knobbly than that.

But it is shiny, shiny, shiny.

Ooh that is shiny.

Quote: zooo @ September 6 2012, 10:11 PM BST

Ooh that is shiny.

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Very expensive jewelry for her.

She must have a neck of iron...

Will Cam has given himself tomorrow off so is having a 3 day weekend. Yehaa!

Quote: Will Cam @ September 6 2012, 11:10 PM BST

Will Cam has given himself tomorrow off so is having a 3 day weekend. Yehaa!

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Oldrocker's family will all be in the States from Saturday to Wednesday so he has booked the time off work !

This house is gonna ROCK !

So if there's any young ladies out there, no funny business y'know . .

Gordon Bennett's glad about Switzerlands' victory over Slovenia (2-0).

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 7 2012, 9:49 PM BST

Gordon Bennett's glad about Switzerlands' victory over Slovenia (2-0).

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Will Cam loves Slovenia so is not glad

Quote: Will Cam @ September 7 2012, 10:13 PM BST

Will Cam loves Slovenia so is not glad

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Slovenia will kick Britain's and Switzerland's asses at the Eurovision Song Contest!

So bourple">rrange">elive">d.

Quote: Ben @ September 7 2012, 11:57 PM BST

So bourple">rrange">elive">d.

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That's what happens when you're nearly 30. *snigger*