Quote: dellas @ September 6 2012, 5:28 AM BST
Gosh I thought the worse thing I evver did was not being able to flush toilet and using brush and water to try to clean the toilet during a party!
That's nothing.
A few months ago working at Carshalton Beeches railway station somebody had produced a really awful pile. It was completely blocked and no amount of flushing and poking with the brush would work. So I had to get the rubber gloves out and shovel it out by hand and chuck it in bin bags.
Phantom shitting is a surprisingly common minor mental malfunction usually found amongst men living in a communal setting such as public school the army and parliament
I think the only good thing about life is death. For once I won't have to deal with all the endless expense and form filling...
You sure dave cmaeron is making retiremewtn come in 10 years after death you're gfonna be a hard working zpmbuuule
Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2012, 8:16 PM BSTYou sure dave cmaeron is making retiremewtn come in 10 years after death you're gfonna be a hard working zpmbuuule
I agree entirely!
Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2012, 8:16 PM BSTYou sure dave cmaeron is making retiremewtn come in 10 years after death you're gfonna be a hard working zpmbuuule
Take your mittens off. It's quite warm tonight.
I know someone while at work and for reasons beyond his control had to do a poo in a cardboard box. (it's not me and I know you'll think it's me but it wasn't)
He reclosed the lid of this box and through shame kept it near to him all day, with the intention of taking it home and putting it in his dustbin.
While been driven home, in a moment of weakness he threw it out of the van window.
The box skidded across the road and a man sprang out of nowhere. He picked up the box and ran off with it.
I don't wish to bring this debate down any further than it is now but, in my experience, a poo and a piss are contiguous. So where is all the wet stuff ?
Yeh but rocker that's just when you cough
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 6 2012, 9:04 PM BSTit's not me and I know you'll think it's me
Not a second...but I think you were the guy that picked up the box and ran away with it.
Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2012, 9:27 PM BSTYeh but rocker that's just when you cough
I have my pads for that circumstance.
Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2012, 8:04 PM BSTPhantom shitting is a surprisingly common minor mental malfunction usually found amongst men living in a communal setting such as public school the army and parliament
A pact of silence, unweakened by the passage of years, means I am unable to admit my role as a phantom shitter during my days in the TA.
A Forces pal of mine woke up one morning with a turd spinning at 33rpm on his turntable. He had been listening to U2 so it was totally justified........
A mate of mine once shat on his own turntable. He drunkenly confused the lid of his hi-fi with that of the toilet.
Quote: Rob H @ September 6 2012, 9:48 PM BSTA mate of mine once shat on his own turntable. He drunkenly confused the lid of his hi-fi with that of the toilet.
He must have been arseholed Rob........sorry