British Comedy Guide

Who do you fancy? Page 845

Quote: Tuumble @ September 4 2012, 11:07 PM BST

...where do I start..?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqwykVr_0U

They had a lot of clips from the Dead Or Alive movie in that video. I'll start with Holly Valance.

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Not cute.

Gym bunnies don't do anything for me.

Quote: Tursiops @ September 5 2012, 12:00 AM BST

Gym bunnies don't do anything for me.

So, you wouldn't then ?

I would but only because I am entirely undiscriminating.

and totally, totally bereft . . .

Holly Valance is hot.

However, this week, I've mostly been attracted to Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast:

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Winner of the most disturbing photoshop of the week award.

Wait until you see the Andrew Marr one.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 5 2012, 7:04 PM BST

Wait until you see the Andrew Marr one.

Omigod! Sick

Ruth Goodman!!!!
How could you not love a gal so far up her own ****!!!!

Nah, to be honest it was always Rita Tushingham, so cute in 'A taste of honey'

But to quote Derek and Clive-
You know who gives me the horn? THE POPE!

Quote: gary yarker @ September 6 2012, 9:00 PM BST

Ruth Goodman!!!!
How could you not love a gal so far up her own ****!!!!

I can think of worse places to be. Her daughter Eve is quite the young fox!

Welcome Gary. You should get along to the introductions thread and tell folk about yourself.

Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 6 2012, 9:19 PM BST

I can think of worse places to be. Her daughter Eve is quite the young fox!

Welcome Gary. You should get along to the introductions thread and tell folk about yourself.

Now we know who he wants to shag. Isn't that enough? ;)

Mmmm my eyes can't get enough of her...

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