I don't understand the cricket reference either.
Carry on Leevil - you're the winner.
Add the punch-line. Page 16
Woot! \o/
A man walks past a building site, dressed as a woman...
Quote: Leevil @ January 28, 2008, 1:12 PMWoot! \o/
A man walks past a building site, dressed as a woman...
and was forced to stop when the trans-vestite van pulled out.
"Why is that building site dressed like a woman?" he asked.
"Because it's on the outskirts of town."
(Yes I know it's crap. Can't expect 2 jokes for the price of one)
'Young man' says one builder, 'there's no need to feel down...'
BOB (FROM SCAFFOLDING)
That's f**king appalling
DAVE (NEXT TO BOB)
Nah mate. I think it's Christine.
TONY (checking van)
Right then let's check this baby out. She got all the tools?
DAVE (looking at man/woman)
Yep, think so.
TONY
Silly-cone?
DAVE
Well either that or...
TONY
Scaffolding?
DAVE
Yep.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 29, 2008, 5:22 PM"Why is that building site dressed like a woman?" he asked.
"Because it's on the outskirts of town."
This has to be one of the worst jokes ever. Bloody genius!
Builder1: Awoooooo.
Builder2: What are you doing?
Builder1: Howling, you don't expect me to wolf whistle that do you?
BUILDER 1: Is that old Charlie?
BUILDER 2: Yep!
BUILDER 1: Is he a tranny?
BULIDER 2: Nope!
BUILDER 1: Then why is he dressed as a woman?
BUILDER 2: It's Tuesday! Shopping day. He's too ashamed to let his mates see him do the shopping so he goes in disguise.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 29, 2008, 5:22 PM"Why is that building site dressed like a woman?" he asked.
"Because it's on the outskirts of town."
(Yes I know it's crap. Can't expect 2 jokes for the price of one)
Nothings going to please me more then this, so David it's over to you...