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Quote: Tuumble @ September 5 2012, 4:14 PM BST

Bill in his pajamas...

Laughing out loud

:) We will expect lots of posts on here! get writing while you can, and indulge in the rest time and being 'waited on'! good luck x

...is thinking about buying a CD: "Simon & Garfunkel Live from New York City, 1967" or "Jimi Hendrix Live At Woodstock"?

;) ...and a Kaftan?

Those were the days...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 5 2012, 4:21 PM BST

...is thinking about buying a CD: "Simon & Garfunkel Live from New York City, 1967" or "Jimi Hendrix Live At Woodstock"?

What are the reviews of the recording quality? That might be a way of differentiating between them...

Quote: dellas @ September 5 2012, 4:21 PM BST

:) We will expect lots of posts on here! get writing while you can, and indulge in the rest time and being 'waited on'! good luck x

Thank you. I've written a shopping list, a to-do list for me and a must-do list for everyone else. They don't like it when I write :P

Who knows, I might produce my best work whilst under the influence of morphine.

Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2012, 2:19 PM BST

Chip touched the new girl earlier. She's very soft.

"Chip is bailed to his friend's address with a 7pm - 7am curfew"

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 5 2012, 6:26 PM BST

"Chip is bailed to his friend's address with a 7pm - 7am curfew"

:D
It was quite innocent. I handed her something and the fleshy bits of our hands touched. She was like silk.

A man grabbed my arm at work yesterday and remarked upon how I had very soft skin.

Do you wear a short sleeved shirt to work, Ben?

Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2012, 8:33 PM BST

Do you wear a short sleeved shirt to work, Ben?

Pretty much every day in the summer.

...is amused and mildly disturbed at the same time by "Citizen Khan"-gate.

God my arse should be locked up tonight!

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2012, 10:52 PM BST

God my arse should be locked up tonight!

Does it have an ASBO?

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