Yes, and at least it wasn't one of my best carriers. If they'd used one of my Marks and Spencers bags, I'd have gone mental!
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People with money being given free shit.
F**kers.
I absolutely hate it when I realize that the CDs or DVD's I ordered won't be delievered before next monday or tuesday and so I have to survive the weekend without them.
Quote: Joyce @ September 5 2012, 5:27 PM BSTYes, and at least it wasn't one of my best carriers. If they'd used one of my Marks and Spencers bags, I'd have gone mental!
Surely it would have been best contained in a more upmarket bag?
Gosh I thought the worse thing I evver did was not being able to flush toilet and using brush and water to try to clean the toilet during a party!
Quote: dellas @ September 6 2012, 5:28 AM BST
Well...if you'd done it in a plastic bag, it would have been easier to dispose of. In fact, I think I'll start taking a few with me wherever I go, in case I come face-to-face with an unflushable toilet. I might even patent a special plastic bag that fits around the buttocks to catch excrement...call it a Go Go Bag...or even a Do Do Bag. Hmmm.
Quote: dellas @ September 6 2012, 5:28 AM BST
This is the way you should handle this situation, you amateur! :
A much better solution !
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2012, 5:39 PM BSTPeople with money being given free shit.
Do you mean Joyce?
Quote: Joyce @ September 5 2012, 5:27 PM BSTIf they'd used one of my Marks and Spencers bags, I'd have gone mental!
Yes, you do.
You know...I nearly picked up on that post and used it to my own ends, but you've done it beautifully RC. Little secret...I don't shop in Marks and Spencer...I made that bit up!! I don't lie all the time, just when I need to, which is most of the time, all of the time and at every opportunity.
Actually, M&S isn't as posh as it used to be and I do go in there sometimes, but not back then (around the time of the poo bag incident).
Quote: Joyce @ September 6 2012, 4:52 PM BSTActually, M&S isn't as posh as it used to be
So is S&M...modern dominas are so vulgar these days.
So... someone did a POO in a BAG, in your HOUSE. And then on top of this, they just left it there. Didn't even take it out and put it in a bin?
Also...how do we have to imagine this scene? This person took a sh.. somewhere in the flat/house. Where were the other guest? Really strange story *doing a typical Columbo facial expression*
Ha, yes.
Basically I would have severed contact with every single person at that party.
Great story to tell in "Would I Lie To You?", it would be an instant classic. But it would inspire too many copycats as well. "Ha ha ha...funny stag night/wedding/birthday party joke"...and suddenly you find hundreds of "shitbags" at your next party.