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Quote: Tursiops @ September 4 2012, 7:34 PM BST

For a particular reason or just life in general?

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Stuck in bed for a few days with a back injury.

Wishing you well, you dirty birdie.

Oh so frustrating for you. Hope you are up and about soon. In the meantime get loved ones to wait on you hand and foot and feed you chocolate.

Booo. Poor back.
Yes, get a little bell and make people bring you stuff.

Thanks all.

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 7:42 PM BST

Wishing you well, you dirty birdie.

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Weeeell, it did happen as the result of a kiss.

Quote: Tursiops @ September 4 2012, 7:43 PM BST

Oh so frustrating for you. Hope you are up and about soon. In the meantime get loved ones to wait on you hand and foot and feed you chocolate.

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Chocolate is always a winner with me. Number three son gave me some yesterday so he is in my good books. Just got to work on the other two now.

Quote: zooo @ September 4 2012, 7:54 PM BST

Booo. Poor back.
Yes, get a little bell and make people bring you stuff.

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I was given a tea bell as a joke for Christmas but I think I need a claxton horn to get my lot to pay attention.

Billwill has been to Peterborough today and at enormous expense has paid for and collected a shiny new head for his wife.

Did you say hello to tuumble?

Bill! I'm beginning to think you're avoiding me...

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 11:28 PM BST

Did you say hello to tuumble?

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Regrettably not.

I will be in Peterborough in Oct but no time for meeting. Will just have to wave as I pass.

Quote: billwill @ September 4 2012, 11:26 PM BST

Billwill has been to Peterborough today and at enormous expense has paid for and collected a shiny new head for his wife.

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Trust Bill to have a robot wife.

Chip touched the new girl earlier. She's very soft.

AJGO's mother received a letter offering various practical help to the over-60s. Was a bit worried I'd been rubbish at daughterly duties, or that me mam was realising there are age-related issues she needes help with and hadn't previously realised, cos she got more and more stony-faced. I was therefore both relieved and amused when she flung the letter aside and proclaimed that she was extremely unlikely to ever accept any type of help from an organisation that couldn't use apostrophes correctly.

Quote: Nogget @ September 5 2012, 11:19 AM BST

Trust Bill to have a robot wife.

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Bill in his pajamas...