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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ September 3 2012, 1:44 PM BST

Well.. I hold my hands up. This one seemed like a good idea on Saturday night after a few cans, but in the cold light of day? Hmmm.. I shall try and redeem myself:

#Tool/UtensilCelebrity

Minnie Screwdriver

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Spoilsport, it was a brilliant subject.

Tiger Woodsaw
Judy Wrench
MC Hammer
Drill Dando
Peter O'Tool
David Tenon Saw
Adam Sander
Pliers Morgan
Bradawl Pitt
Dr. Dremel
Larry The Cable Tie
Tim Allen Key
Jeremy Soldering Irons
Brooklyn Black & Decker Workmate
Sarah Millican Opener
Rachel Weisz Jaws & Fibre Grips
Robert Downey Jr. Hacksaw
Dennis Chopper

Hey.. I like the way you hold 'em back, NL.

Phillips Schofield

Booo spoil sport!

Simon Trowel.

Vince Cables.

Scissor Sisters.

Oily Murrs.

Sean Penknife.

Did this thread used to be fun?

John Le Measurer

Neil Diamond tip.

L.L.Cool Jaycloth.

The Spice Rack Girls.

Dr.Hook.

M.C.Hammer.

Mel Chisel.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 3 2012, 8:07 PM BST

John Le Measurer

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Ladle and Large

Joe Strimmer
Shears Guevara

File Jupitus

Bastard File Jupitus

Jemmylia

Quote: Badge @ September 4 2012, 6:11 PM BST

Joe Strimmer

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Good one.

Sister Sledgehammer

Nerina Pallotiser

Carmen Electroencephalograph Machine

Ellen DeGenerator

Tools/Utensils? Tenuous stuff, NL.

Sheryl Crowbar.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ September 5 2012, 10:04 AM BST

Tools/Utensils? Tenuous stuff, NL.

Sheryl Crowbar.

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Yeah, I got carried away....

Elisabeth Shue Horn

Awl Murray

Pete Tongs

Cannon and Ballpeen

Sophie Tucker Pop Rivet-Gun

Kevin Bacon Slicer

Missi Pyle Driver

Nicole Eggertimer

Téa Strainér Leoni

Bain Marie Osmond

Spatula Clark