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Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 2:38 PM BST

They shot them when they were leaving the scene.

Where did you read that? It wasn't on any of the BBC reports.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 4 2012, 2:33 PM BST

Quite surpised we're not having one of our typical BCG debates over this one -

Let's not and say we did.

Damnation I read "and had left the scene." as "as had left the scene."

Good thing I'm not a judge eh?

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 4:03 PM BST

Good thing I'm not a judge eh?

In Mega City One or X Factor?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 4 2012, 4:01 PM BST

Let's not and say we did.

I win again! \0/ :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 4 2012, 4:10 PM BST

In Mega City One or X Factor?

Judy

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 4:11 PM BST

Judy

One of my favourite lines from 'Hot Fuzz' - I'm not Judge Judy and executioner. Still makes me chuckle.

In other news - Cabinet Re-shuffle -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19472688

Baroness Warsi is our new Foreign Minister - insert joke here.

Jeremy Hunt is in charge of Health, let's hope he does for the NHS what he's done for Culture and Sport in this country.

Oh dear God, looks like we're going to war with that ding bat in charge.

I've got flat feet and piles so don't call me up.

Baroness Warseasy

Why did 80,000 people boo Gideon Osbourne ?.
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Because that's the maximum capacity of the Olympic Stadium.

Watching the inquiry on that twat who the police shot.

If you're in a car with guns going to rob drug dealers.

Then tough pooh if you got shot. That police officer has saved us half a million in prison rent.

I hope they machinegun his family and friends in the public gallery.

Infact bomb Peckham.

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 10:24 PM BST

I hope they machinegun his family and friends in the public gallery.

Infact bomb Peckham.

Explosion in an agreement factory on this one.

Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2012, 10:24 PM BST

Watching the inquiry on that twat who the police shot.

If you're in a car with guns going to rob drug dealers.

Then tough pooh if you got shot. That police officer has saved us half a million in prison rent.

I hope they machinegun his family and friends in the public gallery.

Infact bomb Peckham.

Wot e sed . . .

Terry Nutkins died. :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19520824

Oh dear.

Atleast it wasn't a manta ray this time.

Or that flipping otter.

Very young age to go, though!

66 isn't a young age to die.

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