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Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2012, 8:18 PM BST

Fanta was the softdrink of Nazi Germany

Tango helped win the war for the Allies

Heh, that's precisely why I decided to try Tango!

I'm still strangely drawn to Fanta more though. Maybe it has secret Nazi brainwashing powder in it.

Maybe it reminds you of the love of your life...

Har har.

Quote: zooo @ September 3 2012, 8:34 PM BST

Har har. Heil Heil

Eeep I'm heading for Dunkirk.

>_<

Quote: zooo @ September 3 2012, 8:09 PM BST

Today I have done extensive research, and found that Tango and Fanta taste exactly the same.

I love the way Cockney / Essex people say Fanta, they really commit to the vowel sounds. Faaaaaaaaant-aaaaaaaa.

Ha, yes. I need a pet cockney so I can make them say stuff.

I remember half-watching an American documentary about Cary Grant years ago and hearing the narrator say: "Cary Grant, real name Archie Leach, was a Cock-en-ey born in Bristol, England."

Deciding how long to leave it before nuking an annoying fly who won't do the decent thing and fly out the open window.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 3 2012, 10:28 PM BST

Deciding how long to leave it before nuking an annoying fly who won't do the decent thing and fly out the open window.

Flies have a very short life span and only a couple of them ever come up with cures for cancer or the origin of the universe, so call in SWAT and terminate that maggot.

It's not so much being merciful as not having any weapons to hand, unless you count a flip flop...aha Smarmy

Thought this place had finally lost it's heart when I saw the thread entitled "Ha! David dies"

Might have to get my eyes checked.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 3 2012, 10:37 PM BST

It's not so much being merciful as not having any weapons to hand, unless you count a flip flop...aha Smarmy

Killing it angry Muslim style, I like it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 3 2012, 10:43 PM BST

Thought this place had finally lost it's heart when I saw the thread entitled "Ha! David dies"

Might have to get my eyes checked.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Fed up.

For a particular reason or just life in general?

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