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Currently weight the most I've ever weighed. I actually had to do a double take at the scales.

Quote: Ben @ September 3 2012, 6:57 PM BST

Currently weight the most I've ever weighed. I actually had to do a double take at the scales.

Maybe you're pregnant.

Quote: keewik @ September 3 2012, 6:58 PM BST

Maybe you're pregnant.

I haven't had a period for some time...

Quote: Ben @ September 3 2012, 6:57 PM BST

Currently weight the most I've ever weighed. I actually had to do a double take at the scales.

You're getting older, so it's only going to get worse. You'll eat well, be active, but find the weight stubbornly staying rather than going like in days of old. And then, there's death.

Quote: Ben @ September 3 2012, 6:59 PM BST

I haven't had a period for some time...

There you are then. any day now and it'll be constipation ... then piles. And then the stretch marks ... then ...

Quote: Ben @ September 3 2012, 6:57 PM BST

Currently weight the most I've ever weighed.

How's your face holding up? It tends to mass there.

Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2012, 7:11 PM BST

How's your face holding up? It tends to mass there.

If he's pregnant I don't think he'll need to worry about the size of his face.

Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2012, 7:11 PM BST

How's your face holding up? It tends to mass there.

The face is doing ok. I've put on 10lbs since the start of the year, but it's more muscle than fat.

Trying to arrange with Sky about my house move, I stupidly suggested they could be my broadband provider as well! Seems the most complex thing in the world!

Quote: bigfella @ September 3 2012, 7:25 PM BST

Trying to arrange with Sky about my house move

Do they want to film it?

Not this time.

Today I have done extensive research, and found that Tango and Fanta taste exactly the same.

How's your Brandy hand BF?

:O

Quote: zooo @ September 3 2012, 8:09 PM BST

Today I have done extensive research, and found that Tango and Fanta taste exactly the same.

Fanta was the softdrink of Nazi Germany

Tango helped win the war for the Allies

that's all the difference you need.

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