Awwww nooo. Okay, go really cross-eyed so you kind of get an image in the centre of your vision and try to look into that. You have to trick your brain into thinking this is the way you always look at stuff. (like I do after a marathon pub crawl (and I mean really crawling)). Jeez this is hard to explain.
*goes totally cross-eyed*
*gets a bit scared she'll stay like that*
*still sees nothing*
I feel a bit funny now. Ooh, me eyes.
Right...okay...get a spoon, put it in your mouth, then try to focus on the end of the spoon that's poking out of your mouth while also looking at the picture. If this doesn't work, I've got more ideas.
This is just an elaborate plan to make me do silly things!!
Haha!
I can't see it either!
I'm shocked you think this of me! I'm a very sensible and clear-thinking person, I'll have you know. By the way...while you're doing the spoon thing, you might also want to stand with one foot in a bucket of bleach. It helps with the concentration.
I should also be naked, right...?
NOOO!! Come on, Zooo, now you're just being silly! <rolls eyes>
I can't do those magic eye things either. 
Good good, I'm not the only one!
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 3 2012, 4:54 PM BSTI can't do those magic eye things either.
Even after the spoon and bleach?
Quote: Joyce @ September 3 2012, 4:59 PM BSTEven after the spoon and bleach?
Nope. Even tried the naked thing just in case. I've got a squiffy eye but I don't know what's wrong with the rest of you.
I do wish people would stop using me as an excuse to get naked.
Quote: Joyce @ September 3 2012, 5:14 PM BSTI do wish people would stop using me as an excuse to get naked.
I blame Zooo.
