Quote: sootyj @ September 2 2012, 11:27 PM BSTEeh ya mucky pup put you ipad down before you wipe thou arse!
iPlop*
Quote: Will Cam @ September 2 2012, 11:22 PM BSTWill Cam is sat on the toilet
Quote: Will Cam @ September 2 2012, 11:24 PM BST>_<
TMI
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Billwill has been sorting through old computers, books and software to donate to "The Centre for Computing History".
Found that 4 old computers IBM PS/2 which have been in my attic for 16 years are still working fine, except one has one of its floppy drives faulty. Had to hunt around for enough 720K 3.5" floppy disks though to make up some DOS systems for them.
My lightbulb has gone now in darkness, settled for little candle can hardly see.
There's a woman started here today with the largest breasts I have ever seen. I'm not being salacious, merely stating a fact, the way I would if someone with huge elbows had started. They're ridiculously big. I might have a word with her about binding them down.
I wouldn't suggest offering to do that for her though.
Quote: Lee @ September 3 2012, 3:27 PM BSTI wouldn't suggest offering to do that for her though.
Fortune favours the brave.
Back from CenterParcs.
Sore bum from cycling.
Stiff neck from looking at kids dangling from trees.
Empty wallet from generally spending too much.
Rather glad the schools hols are over.
God I remember all those feelings! the purse still gets hit on occasions.
LOL it was years ago when I had to restrict my bosom, used to wear 2 bras to tame the wobbly buggers. 
My puppy is 14 weeks old and mostly looks like this.
Quote: Lazzard @ September 3 2012, 3:40 PM BSTBack from CenterParcs.
Sore bum from cycling.
Stiff neck from looking at kids dangling from trees.
Empty wallet from generally spending too much.Rather glad the schools hols are over.
Last time we went there, I rode off on my own bike and left my boyfriend to pull the two kids along in one of those trailer things. I had a great time!
Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2012, 3:19 PM BSTThere's a woman started here today with the largest breasts I have ever seen. I'm not being salacious, merely stating a fact, the way I would if someone with huge elbows had started. They're ridiculously big. I might have a word with her about binding them down.
Do you think they are natural? Cos surely everyone's seen huge surgically enhanced breasts. I'm not suggesting you feel them btw.
Quote: Joyce @ September 3 2012, 5:09 PM BSTLast time we went there, I rode off on my own bike and left my boyfriend to pull the two kids along in one of those trailer things. I had a great time!
Last time I rode a bike I fell off and ended up with a broken finger and gravel rash.
Quote: Loopey @ September 3 2012, 5:11 PM BSTLast time I rode a bike I fell off and ended up with a broken finger and gravel rash.
You should get one of those micro scooters...much safer. I've got a Ben 10 one. It's even got a hooter on it. Remember to keep changing legs on long journeys, though...otherwise you end up with one Arnie Schwartz leg and one Posh Spice one.
Quote: Joyce @ September 3 2012, 5:17 PM BSTYou should get one of those micro scooters...much safer. I've got a Ben 10 one. It's even got a hooter on it. Remember to keep changing legs on long journeys, though...otherwise you end up with one Arnie Schwartz leg and one Posh Spice one.
I've got something much better than that.
Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2012, 3:19 PM BSTThere's a woman started here today with the largest breasts I have ever seen. I'm not being salacious, merely stating a fact, the way I would if someone with huge elbows had started. They're ridiculously big. I might have a word with her about binding them down.
Or ask her if she has back trouble.
Quote: Loopey @ September 3 2012, 5:11 PM BSTgravel rash
Scabbing over nicely as we speak.
Was relatively pleased with myself as I haven't been on a bike for about 20 years.
Have to admit I was rather jealously eying those mobility scooters.