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A company in India is making big money selling a virgin cream that...er, takes up the slack -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039[/quote]
Thats virgin on the ridiculous!

I hear the queue for the job of fanny cream applier stretches to Pakistan

Probably won't sell very well in Scotland and Yorkshire - what with there being enough tight c**ts there already..........

London Metropolitan University has had it's license revoked and has to get rid of 2000 foreign students because most of them were using student visas just to get in the UK and work.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-19419395

Forget the immigration issue, I just love it when anything to do with schools comes up on the news and the teachers come out complaining that the decision was 'unfair, they didn't have enough time, it's not our fault, how dare they make a blanket decision', etc.

I remember how much sympathy my teachers had if I was late or didn't have my work done in time. The keeping the whole class after for the mistake of one pupil is now coming home to bite them on the arse. Screw you and your double standards.

You know what these incompetent teachers need? A good caning, that will sort them out.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 30 2012, 12:14 PM BST
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They should be locked up for their own safety . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2012/08/31/diana-remembered-after-15-years-on/

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 31 2012, 11:46 PM BST

They should be locked up for their own safety . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2012/08/31/diana-remembered-after-15-years-on/

Diana, Princess of Wales, has been remembered on the 15th anniversary of her death as a woman "with two hearts"

Why didn't the silly cow just regenerate then?

Love the last paragraph . . go Rich go !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2012/09/01/virgin-raised-concerns-earlier/

;) Hooray! Will.I.Am is a very talented American artiste is He still with the 'Black Eyed Peas'?.

Quote: dellas @ September 2 2012, 9:38 PM BST

;) Hooray! Will.I.Am is a very talented American artiste is He still with the 'Black Eyed Peas'?.

Are you currently receiving help?

:D Look Rocker cannot one be 'retrospective' on occasions?

Get a room you guys.

Quite surpised we're not having one of our typical BCG debates over this one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-19475443

A couple have been arrested defending their farm from burglars because they used a legally owned shotgun.

As long as the criminals get to go free and the 'evil' couple are locked up, thus sending out a message that aggravated burglary is acceptable and defending your property is not, then everything will be fantasically British again.

They shot them when they were leaving the scene.

Attacking some one who was commiting a crime against you and has now run off, has never been legally permissable.

Mind you one of the burglars has been "discharged from hospital."

I can't believe my taxes are paying to have some crim wanked off.

Probably because we've had the exact same discussion several times already?
And as has happened the last few cases, again the home owners will get arrested, the case will be examined, and then the home owners will probably get released without charge.

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