At university, I joined a surrealist Islamic group and at the initiation ceremony they made me drink a jihad of ale.
It’s not true, of course. How could it be? But it is something I often say on stage. It goes down well, People like it. And I wrote it. All by myself – which is the point of this short article.
No, I am not the short article in question. I mean the short article you are reading at the moment.
Back on track! Yes, the point of this article is that I once used that line and immediately I saw a man take out his phone and start tapping away.
“What are you doing?” I asked politely but with a hint of menace.
“Googling” he replied, without taking the hint.
“What, pray, might you be Googling?” I continued, trying to bond with him by speaking English in a manner that suggested I’d been here for a long time.
“That joke” he answered. “To see where you nicked it from.”
“I do not nick other people’s material,” I assured him. “How very dare you!”
“No results“
“What?”
“No results found for ‘jihad of ale’,” he smiled.
And he applauded quietly before putting his phone away.
I breathed a deep sigh of relief. Phew! The rest of my act is stolen from Shappi Khorshandi.
Ha! Ha! That is not true either. I would rather fail in originality than succeed in imitation.
I always tell Ronni Ancona that, but will she listen?
Anyway, my question is do other BCG writers and performers Google the ideas they come up with to see if those ideas are original?
And, if not, is that something we should do?