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bollocks! Top of the page! Now I'm just giving the stink-eye to everyone.

Quote: Harridan @ August 30 2012, 9:59 PM BST

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Harridan @ August 30 2012, 9:59 PM BST

bollocks! Top of the page! Now I'm just giving the stink-eye to everyone.

Laughing out loud

Ooh your eyes and hair look the same colour. Good work!

I'm glad my shit hair amuses you! *gives oldrocker double-stink-eye*

It's much nicer than Clare Balding's.

(No offence, Clare Balding.)

Why do hairdressers never do what we want them to, is it the result of careful training?

ugh. I caught sight of myself in a shop window and got a shock today - it seems to be a haircut that makes me look like a Beatle if it's been breezy. A well, hair grows. But not quickly enough.

Quote: Nogget @ August 30 2012, 10:11 PM BST

Why do hairdressers never do what we want them to, is it the result of careful training?

Perhaps hairdressers are thwarted artists who try to use us as canvases? Daft cow took three inches off the back and I only asked for a trim!

Quote: Harridan @ August 30 2012, 9:59 PM BST

bollocks! Top of the page! Now I'm just giving the stink-eye to everyone.

Haha I wasn't expecting you to post it :D

Not Clare Balding at all. :)

Quote: Harridan @ August 30 2012, 10:15 PM BST

Daft cow took three inches off the back and I only asked for a trim!

Girls !

Where would we be if the Board of the Great Western Railway had said to Brunel 'Chuck a few tracks down there . . ' ?

Was hungry on way back from late shift so had some fried chicken and chips, now wish I hadn't as I feel too full, know what I mean? pah.

Quote: Harridan @ August 30 2012, 10:15 PM BST

Perhaps hairdressers are thwarted artists who try to use us as canvases? Daft cow gave me three inches up the back and I only asked for trim!

You can't get good service these days.

There was a gushing pipe outside Chip's house last night. It gushed for five hours before somebody came and turned it off and drew a chalk circle around it. It was actually quite exciting while it was going on.

Enjoying my last ever August day as a twenty-something.

Quote: chipolata @ August 31 2012, 11:15 AM BST

There was a gushing pipe outside Chip's house last night. It gushed for five hours before somebody came and turned it off and drew a chalk circle around it. It was actually quite exciting while it was going on.

I think this needs some clarification.

Do you have pipes randomly sticking out or was it a burst?

How did they stop it gushing? Did they just turn it off or was it more of a Red Adair thing involving men getting soaked as they wrestled to cap it off?

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 31 2012, 12:14 PM BST

I think this needs some clarification.

Do you have pipes randomly sticking out or was it a burst?

How did they stop it gushing? Did they just turn it off or was it more of a Red Adair thing involving men getting soaked as they wrestled to cap it off?

I'm not sure. It was like a little grill in the path. Not a drain, but very similar. And I didn't see them come and turn it off, I had to leave the window to go and watch Brokeback Mountain at one point, I was just aware of flashing lights, then when I went to look the gush had stopped and a mysterious chalk circle had appeared.

Quote: Ben @ August 31 2012, 12:11 PM BST

Enjoying my last ever August day as a twenty-something.

You're really milking this last days as a twenty-something, Ben.

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