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im doing part 8 now !!!!

Part 8
Security Piss Off
Aaron:You Dick]
Leehut your Gob!
Mum:Im gona Shit my self
Maria:My F**king Dad Is Dead
Lee:Can I Come
Dad:No You Cant you Idiot
Mum:How Sad
Aaronad Just F**k off
Maria:Calm Down
Lee:Guys You always bitter you waste of bunch
Aaron:Go And Rob A Bank
Police:LEE SMITH YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF JOHN NICKEL
Lee:FUCK OFF COPS
Dad:Kick him in the buts
PoliceHUT UP SIR LEE SMITH GET IN THE CAR WE HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CHARGE YOU
Maria:He Murdered my dad the selfish donkey.
Aaronad come here I want to kick you nut
Part 9 coming soon!

Genius, madness or just someone taking the piss?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 30 2012, 6:00 PM BST

Genius, madness or just someone taking the piss?

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I so hope it's not the latter. There's a raw elegance to the unintended and random use of emoticons - a bit like stage directions.

Kall, I've got to know. Is this destined for the radio, TV or a stage play?

Quote: LippyAlison @ August 30 2012, 7:43 PM BST

I so hope it's not the latter. There's a raw elegance to the unintended and random use of emoticons - a bit like stage directions.

Kall, I've got to know. Is this destined for the radio, TV or a stage play?

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My question is: If he was a (now banned) pisstaker is it legally ok if I print out these scripts and sell them to the BBC in my name?

I rarely venture into Critique, but man, was this trip worth it. I don't care if it's a piss take or the ramblings of a nutty 'tard, this script is amazeballs, covered in awesome sauce, sprinkled with crushed fried win and served in a gold bowl, with the word comedy written in diamonds on the side.

Time to Kall it a day.

Alas his name has gone to a shade of grey, I fear we will never find out what happened?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 30 2012, 7:46 PM BST

My question is: If he was a (now banned) pisstaker is it legally ok if I print out these scripts and sell them to the BBC in my name?

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I have already registered them, in my name, with the WGA.

Where was I when this was happening.
It's CG

My washing machine works better since his departure. So I guess it's true what they say - washing machines live longer with Kall gone.

I was going to have a go at you for bumping this thread, I was also going to close it. But then I read your post and changed my mind.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 30 2012, 11:20 PM BST

Time to Kall it a day.

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I have nothing to add to this thread, I would just like to show my appreciation for that gag.

Im easily pleased.

You Numpty.

Quote: kall @ August 30 2012, 5:09 PM BST

im doing part 8 now !!!!

Part 8
Security Piss Off
Aaron:You Dick]
Leehut your Gob!
Mum:Im gona Shit my self
Maria:My F**king Dad Is Dead
Lee:Can I Come
Dad:No You Cant you Idiot
Mum:How Sad
Aaronad Just F**k off
Maria:Calm Down
Lee:Guys You always bitter you waste of bunch
Aaron:Go And Rob A Bank
Police:LEE SMITH YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF JOHN NICKEL
Lee:FUCK OFF COPS
Dad:Kick him in the buts
PoliceHUT UP SIR LEE SMITH GET IN THE CAR WE HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CHARGE YOU
Maria:He Murdered my dad the selfish donkey.
Aaronad come here I want to kick you nut
Part 9 coming soon!

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That's f--king ace! Banned? He should have been knighted!

Seriously, further to Gordon's post, who has copyright of this and can I run it on the Rake and Herald? It's brilliant. Its like EastEnders or something done in 30 seconds. Genius!