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:D I also nearly bought a bodhran but left the shop with a guitar for my daughter instead...pushover that I am.

People are retarded.

They very much are.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 30 2012, 12:27 AM BST

People are retarded.

*People with Retard.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 30 2012, 12:00 AM BST

:D I also nearly bought a bodhran but left the shop with a guitar for my daughter instead...pushover that I am.

Aw, but it's to be encouraged. You should get something for you next time though.

Mine has now taken up drums, has 2 harmonicas and 2 recorders too.

She proudly announced she had tuned the uke (after it was done at the shop), making all strings sound almost the same.
I wasn't impressed.

Quote: zooo @ August 30 2012, 12:27 AM BST

They very much are.

I think retards must have a greater gravitation pull than normal people, as they seem to attract other retards that don't usually share the same orbit. Science beware.

In a sarcastic mood...

Thank you very much for your message. I particularly liked the line, "No need to worry about spelling errors, grammatical errors and badly written articles".

Before making such claims in the future you perhaps need to take another look at your home page. I noted the clichéd repetition of words and phrases such as "time consuming" and "captivates your visitors / reader" plus the grammatical error "a article".

Having said that the words certainly grabbed my attention but only because it made me look for further examples of "badly written" copy.

As your email to me, the Editor of HotLINX magazine, began with "To Whom it May Concern" it was pretty clear the anonymous person who sent it hadn't bothered to read our publication. My name appears in the pages on at least two occasions.

Forgive me if I'm wrong but I have my doubts that the communication was, "not intended to spam. It was naturally sent to you". If that's the case I think you probably should've done some more research, something else you say you specialise in.

"Our highly trained article writing team is taught from the start to write a article that is well researched, captivates the reader, keep them interested and most importantly puts your business a cut above the rest."

Shouldn't that be "keeps them interested"?

Thanks again but we won't be using your service.

Watched 'visually impaired' swimming. Can't help but think the ones with least impairment have an unfair advantage.

Dunno, as long as they can see their lane, that's all you really need isn't it? But I know what you mean, they do have pretty detailed different categories, but even within that there's people with an arm missing swimming against people with legs below the knee missing (I think).

Still, able bodied people swimming against each other aren't all precisely the same either, I suppose. Different heights, weights, muscle mass, etc.

Quote: zooo @ August 30 2012, 10:35 AM BST

Dunno, as long as they can see their lane, that's all you really need isn't it?

Apparently it's critical to be able to judge where the end of the lane is, because you gain so much if you can turn quickly.

But perhaps the 'taking part' is more important here than in the regular Olympics.

Quote: Nogget @ August 30 2012, 10:44 AM BST

But perhaps the 'taking part' is more important here than in the regular Olympics.

That's loser talk.

Loser lips sink ships!

Is there a paralympic sport for people with loose lips?

Went to a hairdresser today (stupid stupid!) to have my bob trimmed. Came out looking like Clare Balding. *sigh*

Pics or it didn't happen!

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