Script 2

Scene 1
Aaron:Mum I hate your crappy nonsense
Mum: Son your an idiot too.
Aaron: Mum can I go out
Mum: Why ?
Aaron:Because you talk like a pig
Scene 2

Lee: Hi Aaron
Aaron: You wanna go get a coffee
Lee: That tastes like goats piss
Maria: Hi Lads
Lee:Hi Superwoman you want dinner tonight
Maria: No thank you mister
Im doing the rest later

Part of me thinks 'troll', part of me thinks 'too many posts to be a troll'. 100% of me wants the Kall script series to run forever.

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Scene 3
Aaron:I'm gay mum
Mum:I'm happy too
Aaron:For F**ksake
Lee: Hi Guys
Mum:Gay Git
Aaron: Sorry Lee were over
Lee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mum: Oh Shut up
Dad: No gays in this Family DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Aaron:I wanted to be gay because says im a dirty pig
Leeorry guys im buy you a valentine card
Dad:Get out Lee and stay away other wise ill will put a needle up your bum
Mum: Don't be tight
Aaron:Nice one dad I'm not gay now
Dad:Thanks But Love im not having a gay family
Aaronorry Dad Will you forgive me?
Dad:That was a warning son I will kill you it happens again. I forgive you too.
Mumh Shite
Aaronad you can't chase me nanananan
Part 4 tomorrow

Quote: kall @ August 29 2012, 9:13 PM BST

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Scene 3
Aaron:I'm gay mum
Mum:I'm happy too
Aaron:For F**ksake
Lee: Hi Guys
Mum:Gay Git
Aaron: Sorry Lee were over
Lee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mum: Oh Shut up
Dad: No gays in this Family DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Aaron:I wanted to be gay because says im a dirty pig
Leeorry guys im buy you a valentine card
Dad:Get out Lee and stay away other wise ill will put a needle up your bum
Mum: Don't be tight
Aaron:Nice one dad I'm not gay now
Dad:Thanks But Love im not having a gay family
Aaronorry Dad Will you forgive me?
Dad:That was a warning son I will kill you it happens again. I forgive you too.
Mumh Shite
Aaronad you can't chase me nanananan
Part 4 tomorrow

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Willy, won't he?
Can't wait!

Quote: garyd @ August 29 2012, 9:46 PM BST

Willy, won't he?
Can't wait!

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thanks that might happen tomorrow

Scene 4
Aaronad I promise you I will marry a girl
Mum:Asshole
Maria:Aaron Do you want to go for a drink?
Dad:Bye Mr Gaybody
Aaron:My mum is a cow
Mariah Shut up
Ellie:Hi Love who is this dumbass
Maria: He is my boyfriend.
Aaron:I love you too Maria
Ellie:Bye
Aaronhe is a shitebag
Mariaont be silly Love
Dad:Hi Son
Aaronads here
Maria:Hi Mr
Dadont call me bloody mister! my name is dad
Aaron:What Is your real name#?
Dad:Lad None of your f**king Business
Maria:We won't tell
Dad:Come here maria ill make you pregnant ahhhhhhhhhhh
End Of scene
Number 5 soon!

It's no wonder Aaron is gay with a dad like that!

But why did Aaron just stand by and let his dad roger (his that his name?) the Maria?

If the dad really wanted to play around he could've made a move for Ellie.

He better hope I don't meet him on the street!

his dad is called roger and his dad hooked him up with maria then ellie is maria sister who cheats with roger in the next one

What I want to know is, who is Maria?

Aaron boyfirend and Ellie sister I got maria from Mrs Brown boys

I don't have a f**king clue what the hell is going on, but I love it

Quote: kall @ August 30 2012, 12:24 AM BST

Aaron boyfirend and Ellie sister I got maria from Mrs Brown boys

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I have a part, I have a part.

Quote: kall @ August 29 2012, 6:44 PM BST

Scene 1
Aaron:Mum I hate your crappy nonsense

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Greatest opening line ever.

Sorry Kall, but this is just unfunny nonsense.

Part 5
Maria: I'm pregnant thanks to that prick.
Lee:I'm not a prick in fact I love Aaron mum
Mumh Crap
Dad:How dare you F**koff Lee]
Ellie:Roger will you run of with me?
Leeorry Lucy I love you(Mum is called Lucy)
Maria:Come on lets go dumb ass
Dad:Ellie can I have sex you coward
Mum:Get out roger you prick
Ellie:Leave him alone you bitch
LeeK go away Lucy sex time!
Dad:I Hate you guys!
Mum: 2 secs Lee
Lee:I Like to rub Aaron ass]
Mum:hahahaha funny
Leeex Sex Sex
Mum OK Do it now
Leehut up
Mum:You are a cheater
Lee tries to have sex
Part 6 soon!