Quick (psychological profiling) Quiz - Page 3

Tuesday 29th January 2008 3:49am [Edited]

Lower Piddle

472 posts

Quote: Tuumble @ January 28, 2008, 7:03 PM
1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Is it 3 Bob?

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
The birthmark of Lloyd George on my booty.

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
John Candy

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?

110%

5. What is the point of the septum?
Mine has no point it's rounded.

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
Norwich

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
I have no idea, ask Matron I think she dressed you today.
Why? Well we all have to wear them since 'The incident'.

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
No idea, but it'll probably be in the last place you look.

9. How thick is your favourite book?
Does the radio times count 'cos that gets quite thick at Christmas?

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
Enough to have to plug the charger in.

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

Tuesday 29th January 2008 4:34am [Edited]

London

5,497 posts

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
A. 69 tonnes (reason: I have a fat head)

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
A. I have a map of Barnsley tattoed on my arse (reason: it was the only place on my body big enough)

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
A. Robert Ketchup (reason: I've always thought of him as 'saucy')

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
A. 0% (reason: they've all had their ears cut off by bastard politicians)

5. What is the point of the septum?
A. It's a tank where you put all your transitory shit.

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
A. Barnsley was first, you fat head.

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
A. White with brown stripes.. why? don't 'why' me mate.

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
A. No, I haven't got it. It wasn't me. I suggest you ask a black, female, gay, disabled old copper.

9. How thick is your favourite book?
A. About the same as you, pretty thick.

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
A: No time at all, it's my sister's fanny typing this.

Tuumble

Tuesday 29th January 2008 4:40am

Peterborough

4,491 posts

Hey, hang on! I said I'd do 5 profiles - we now have 7 in here!

I'll the do the 4 we're missing and then stop unless someone wants to have a go at 'profiling' one of the missing forumites - you know how it's done now...