British Comedy Guide

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SCUMMERDRUMMER: An annoying till man at Somerfield who drums on his till instead of serving you.

NOFFLE

Noffle - a clumsy and unsuccessful first attempt at a snog.

Chinwiggle

Quote: puffinpol @ January 28, 2008, 11:12 PM

Noffle - a clumsy and unsuccessful first attempt at a snog.

Awww I like that!! That's good!

Note to self: Ellie likes weird, sloppy kisses.

Further note to self: *shudder*

Note to self: Steal Aaron's notebook

CHINWIGGLE - A spontaneous movement of the chin.

Pholangraphy

The study of horse breeding, for posh people.

Trickpodger

Trickpodger - Accidental insertion of a semi erect penis into a friend or loved one buttox.

FlannalDunk

FlannalDunk - the wiping of a very gooey and bucket-like vagina after some heavy fornication, "she just did a quick flannaldunk and we were back in the pub in no time"

Lardular -

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 28, 2008, 11:56 PM

Lardular - behaviour appertaining to 'Lards'

GAMENDER-Defining you're own words

Laughing out loud yougotmebeforeiedited

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 28, 2008, 11:57 PM

Laughing out loud yougotmebeforeiedited

Laughing out loud You have to be quick to get one past me as I was telling the Ugandan I was giving my bank details to this morning

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