Couple of great news stories today -
Smoking Pot Makes You Thick -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19372456
A company in India is making big money selling a virgin cream that...er, takes up the slack -
I read the news today oh boy! Page 999
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 28 2012, 11:59 AM BSThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039
For a guranteed tight c**t try oil of George Osbourne on your fanny.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 28 2012, 11:59 AM BSTSmoking Pot Makes You Thick -
That makes sense; some older dopeheads I have met, who presumably started later in life, have been perfectly lucid; whereas those who started young and stuck with it tend to be pretty much brain-f**ked.
Will.i.am (not to be confused with billwill I am) has launched his new single from Mars.
Why are we letting some rubbish, autotune rapper host our television shows, carry the Olympic Torch and go NASA bothering? Am I the only one not in on the joke?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 29 2012, 12:10 PM BSThttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195070/Rapper-Will-launches-new-single-Red-Planet.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Will.i.am (not to be confused with billwill I am) has launched his new single from Mars.
Why are we letting some rubbish, autotune rapper host our television shows, carry the Olympic Torch and go NASA bothering? Am I the only one not in on the joke?
Very sadly RC, it's not a joke (at least not an intended one}
I did like the footage of the NASA staff dancing awkwardly to Will I Am's thing.
I WANT to be top of the next page, number 1000.
So do I ! well top of anything at the moment, still fragile.
It'll be me.
No it won't !
Me, me, me!
edit: damn. 
I hope it's me this time!
...
Bugger!
I read the news.
Damn!
Me?