We see a house for sale sign that has pasted across it the slogan 'Reduced for quick sale'
Inside the house a man is pouring buckets of water onto the carpets while a woman is washing the walls waist high with a filthy sponge.
The door bell rings and the man and woman stop what they're doing and hide the equipment.
The woman answers the door and we see a man in a suit standing alongside a young couple who are holding hands.
The three people enter and look around at the damp walls and can feel the soggy carpet under foot.
The man in the suit is in buoyant mood.
SUIT
"So as you an see the place was flooded, however on the plus side we have a written builders guarantee that the damage is superficial and the reduction in the price handsomely covers the small amount of work required"
The couple look at each other then nod and hug.
SUIT
"Excellent we'll have the deeds over to you by tea time"
The couple leave the house in an excited fashion
SUIT
"Phew that was close, they bought the flood story I knew they would"
MAN
"I feel like we scammed those poor kids, we should have told them!"
SUIT
"Ken for god's sake how many times have I had you a buyer only to lose them once it gets out?"
MAN
"I suppose you're right"
SUIT
"You know I am, besides those kids got a good house at a nice price"
MAM
"I still think we should have told them the neighbours are scousers!"
