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I can't run from my hand!
*tries anyway*

:D good point.

Quote: zooo @ August 26 2012, 7:27 PM BST

I managed to get a random 50p sized circle of sunburn today on the back of just one hand. Further proof that I am very special indeed.

Check under your armpits . . .

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 25 2012, 12:32 AM BST

" pictures Sootyj and Tim in a cast iron shelter on the front at Bognor, looking out to sea, with a car blanket over their knees as they share a flask of tea . . ."

"Nat Wicks asks them if they've 10p for a coffee . . . "

Just going through my script and counting the scenes. I think I need a lie down

Have you gone and written too many scenes?

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 26 2012, 8:55 PM BST

Check under your armpits . . .

Whistling nnocently

I don't geddit!

Third nipple . . . say no more . . .

Quote: zooo @ August 26 2012, 11:37 PM BST

Have you gone and written too many scenes?

To many complex ones. Next time 1 character in a room on a chairthat's it.

Ha, the Newmans in jail.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 26 2012, 11:51 PM BST

Third nipple . . . say no more . . .

Sick

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2012, 12:02 AM BST

Ha, the Newmans in jail.

lol 1 newman in jail ;) After the shenigans of this short it wouldn't be totally un expected lol!

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2012, 12:02 AM BST

Ha, the Newmans in jail.

Sick

You may be the 'special one' . . .

I'm not THAT special.

Quote: Gavin @ August 27 2012, 12:08 AM BST

lol 1 newman in jail ;) After the shenigans of this short it wouldn't be totally un expected lol!

Oooooh!

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2012, 12:14 AM BST

I'm not THAT special.

You say that, you and that cat . . . .

Today I shall be writing a mock article on the eradication of guinea worm disease.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 26 2012, 4:38 PM BST

The Comedy Store tonight

Saw Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch, Andy Smart and Steve Steen. Hilarious, even if it was like a sauna in there.

Greg Proops will be joining them on Weds as a 'surprise'.

Aw, retro!
Was Richard Vranch at the piano?

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