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This is not going to make me look good, Ben.

Sometimes I sulk for a few days, sometimes I turn it around and, if it's an argument with someone, make up after a few minutes. Especially if they see my point.

Errr

Well at least you don't then hold a grudge against them for the rest of their life.

I do. Only one occasion, though. :$

Quote: bigfella @ August 25 2012, 7:37 AM BST

Is wondering what Chip is doing awake at this time of a Saturday morning?

The early bird catches the worm, bigfella. Plus Saturday's my day for putting a bit back into society, so I have to be up early.

Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2012, 10:36 PM BST

The early bird catches the worm, bigfella. Plus Saturday's my day for putting a bit back into society, so I have to be up early.

Indeed. I normally have two hours work done by this time. Nice to beat the sun up.

My Tomatoes are going red.

Booo
My Tomatoes are not going red.

I've just read several of the newest messages on various threads, and I don't understand a single one of them.

That's the kind of post that needs to be at the top of the page

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 25 2012, 11:32 PM BST

My Tomatoes are going red.

Booo
My Tomatoes are not going red.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud <3 (tmi though)

The time has come ladies and gents. I'm the same name on Facebook if you want me, alternatively you can email me at any of my various email addresses- this one is probably best - natwickscomedy @ gmail .com (written thusly to avoid spambots).

:)

Peace out, yo.

Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2012, 10:36 PM BST

Saturday's my day for putting a bit back into society, so I have to be up early.

Community payback?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 26 2012, 12:24 PM BST

The time has come ladies and gents. I'm the same name on Facebook if you want me, alternatively you can email me at any of my various email addresses- this one is probably best - natwickscomedy @ gmail .com (written thusly to avoid spambots).

:)

Peace out, yo.

:( very sad to see you go.

I was in Poundland earlier - minding my own business - when I came face to face with Bigfella's book. I tried to scream for help, but nothing more emerged than a slight croak. I ran home immediately, locked the door and cowered under the bed.

Christ.

poundland.

Who have thought it? Never have I dreamed of such grandurer.

How many did you buy Ben?

Which is Bigfella's book? A day or two ago I bought 'Spoof' by Guy Piran in Poundland. Some of it's pretty funny - a load of silly letters sent to unsuspecting business a la Robin Cooper's 'The Timewaster Letters'.

A Filipino chap I met on the haunted island of Corregidor once said to me: "I love England. You have a shop called Poundland."

Words I'll never forget.

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