Worst thing that you are most 'proud' of Page 2
I successfully threatened someone with a flick-knife, when in actual fact it was one of those novelty flick combs you get from joke shops.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 25, 2008, 5:33 PMFCUK OFF!
You should put that on a T shirt and sell it for a stupidly high price.
Then I buy it and knowone finds it cool 
My friend once informed me that the next-door neighbour was a wife-beater (he heard it all through the wall). So one night while walking back from a club I decided to take a massive dump on his car. I'm not proud of it. I had to use my socks to wipe my arse.
I didn't even consider that it may have been the wife's car. Apparently it was just a random car. That'll learn 'em to steal someone's parking space.
In the last couple of weekends at Uni my gf was coming down. We were doing it in my bedroom and the curtains fell down. She was on top at the time and made the funniest noise ever. I told her not to worry as the lights were off, u can only see into buildings at night when the lights on. So to prove this I went to the window starkers and waved my willy around. Then we carried on. That, in so many ways, is my proudest moment 
What, becuase they wouldn't have been able to see your willy with the lights on and a series of magnifying glasses, but could see her tits perfectly?
I was walking past a student house and heard a weird noise. When I turned round a bloke was waving his cock at me. I was so offended I decided to take revenge - fortunately it was dark, so I did a huge turd on his car.
I wasn't wearing socks.
Quote: Aaron @ January 28, 2008, 11:18 PMWhat, becuase they wouldn't have been able to see your willy with the lights on and a series of magnifying glasses, but could see her tits perfectly?
Aaron we loaned you that video on trust
Quote: Badge @ January 28, 2008, 11:18 PMI was walking past a student house and heard a weird noise. When I turned round a bloke was waving his cock at me. I was so offended I decided to take revenge - fortunately it was dark, so I did a huge turd on his car.
I wasn't wearing socks.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Quote: ajp29 @ January 28, 2008, 11:20 PMAaron we loaned you that video on trust
You only said not to SHOW anyone else!
Quote: Badge @ January 28, 2008, 11:18 PMI was walking past a student house and heard a weird noise. When I turned round a bloke was waving his cock at me. I was so offended I decided to take revenge - fortunately it was dark, so I did a huge turd on his car.
I wasn't wearing socks.
Wondered why there was shit in my car
Quote: Badge @ January 28, 2008, 11:18 PMI was walking past a student house and heard a weird noise. When I turned round a bloke was waving his cock at me. I was so offended I decided to take revenge - fortunately it was dark, so I did a huge turd on his car.
I wasn't wearing socks.
Quote: Badge @ January 28, 2008, 11:18 PMI was walking past a student house and heard a weird noise. When I turned round a bloke was waving his cock at me. I was so offended I decided to take revenge - fortunately it was dark, so I did a huge turd on his car.
I wasn't wearing socks.
Something I am 'proud' of and also felt very guilty of (but it was fun!) was sitting on top of the lifts in the local 18 floor tower blocks and using the manual override controls to move the lift up and down and hearing the passengers panicing and calling out, some even ringing the alarm! Always let them out eventually and got away before the fire brigade arrived. 
LOL
That's somewhat brilliant. How did you manage it though? And are there really nasty spikes, like wot they had in Mission: Impossible? 
I broke a load of so called Unbreakable pots, just to prove a point.They were not my pots. They were my mothers.Purchased from Bid Up TV. I won the argument so therefore it is one of the worst things I am most proud of.