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What is this bidding to get work thing you're always going on about?

www.elance.com

my mildly profitable hobby that helps fill in the vast spaces in my life.

Quote: Ben @ August 24 2012, 7:03 PM BST

Sausages are on the way. Hooray.

Ben is about to enjoy sausage fest.

American Pie called, it wants its dialogue back.

There's a mosquito in the house. He keeps whining into the room and then whining off again. It's quite stressful.

Are you too environmentally proud to use an insect spray? After all, it's after your blood.

With the best will in the world, I'm off for a week or so.

No offence but the BCG seems to be going through it's annual spate of ironic troll feeding.

I'll be back after the dust settles.

" pictures Sootyj and Tim in a cast iron shelter on the front at Bognor, looking out to sea, with a car blanket over their knees as they share a flask of tea . . ."

Dealing family drama bullshit and I'm so f**king fed up with having the same conversation every few months. Please can someone give me a hug? :(

Quote: Harridan @ August 25 2012, 1:00 AM BST

Dealing family drama bullshit and I'm so f**king fed up with having the same conversation every few months. Please can someone give me a hug? :(

Hug Console

It was nice to meet up with some old friends tonight, except that I couldn't contribute anything to the conversation when it turned to how people I don't know are suffering from cancer. Not a good time to indulge in some banter.

Quote: keewik @ August 24 2012, 11:43 PM BST

Are you too environmentally proud to use an insect spray? After all, it's after your blood.

I don't like using insect spray because of my cats. Besides, I knew if I waited out the mosquito he'd die of old age. He dead now.

Is wondering what Chip is doing awake at this time of a Saturday morning?

Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2012, 6:43 AM BST

Besides, I knew if I waited out the mosquito he'd die of old age. He dead now.

But now you've got malaria...

Quote: chipolata @ August 24 2012, 11:22 PM BST

There's a mosquito in the house. He keeps whining into the room and then whining off again. It's quite stressful.

They are drawn to your breath. So try not to breathe.

Quote: Harridan @ August 25 2012, 1:00 AM BST

Dealing family drama bullshit and I'm so f**king fed up with having the same conversation every few months. Please can someone give me a hug? :(

Oh dear...I used to get that. No more though. Feel for you, I really do. It's very draining.

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