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Quote: Joyce @ August 24 2012, 4:55 PM BST

Nothing like a stale argument...revived and reanimated well into the night.

This is pretty much the BCG motto.

Quote: Booo @ August 24 2012, 4:58 PM BST

It's up to you how you do it. I prefer it wearing knee-high socks and a swimming costume.

*cue weird boner*

Quote: Booo @ August 24 2012, 4:58 PM BST

It's up to you how you do it. I prefer it wearing knee-high socks and a swimming costume.

Been to Brighton lately? I'm sure I saw a picture of you.

Quote: Joyce @ August 24 2012, 5:00 PM BST

Been to Brighton lately? I'm sure I saw a picture of you.

Laughing out loud

Joyce is a funny lady. So funny, that I won't even do the oxy-moron end to that sentence.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 24 2012, 4:59 PM BST

This is pretty much the BCG motto.

Which would infer that both men and women are capable of dragging up the past and relentlessly beating each other over the head with it until nobody can remember what the point of it all was in the first place!! Yay!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 24 2012, 5:02 PM BST

Cue "blokes on the Booo's" gags.

I was thinking 'Booo's Cruise'.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 24 2012, 4:59 PM BST

This is pretty much the BCG motto.

*cue weird boner*

It's a Victorian one. Frilly, though.

Quote: Joyce @ August 24 2012, 5:00 PM BST

Been to Brighton lately? I'm sure I saw a picture of you.

Not my scene.

Quote: Booo @ August 24 2012, 5:05 PM BST

Not my scene.

I used to live a couple of miles down the coast...Brighton beach was packed solid during the summer months. SO busy! Literally elbow to elbow with each other on the beach. I was opposite Shoreham Harbour. Nice and quiet!

Quote: Joyce @ August 24 2012, 5:10 PM BST

I used to live a couple of miles down the coast...Brighton beach was packed solid during the summer months. SO busy! Literally elbow to elbow with each other on the beach. I was opposite Shoreham Harbour. Nice and quiet!

Not on a boat?

Quote: Nogget @ August 24 2012, 5:27 PM BST

Not on a boat?

Nooo, in a house opposite the power station!...for a few years. Now, I'm right next to another power station! A nuke one! I must be drawn to them!

Oh my absolute GOD!

Could they possibly bleed anymore advertising out of the Olympics!? (sorry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC3y5kM0ng4

Quote: Joyce @ August 28 2012, 9:32 AM BST

Oh my absolute GOD!

Could they possibly bleed anymore advertising out of the Olympics!? (sorry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC3y5kM0ng4

Expect it to last for another two years, just in time for the hype surrounding the next pile of bollocks to kick in.

Of course I joke. There will be a breif repsite when the World Cup hype takes over. But at least some people actually watch football. Who gives a toss about athletics?

I'd rather watch 24 hour a day tiddlywinks than one football match.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2012, 9:58 AM BST

I'd rather watch 24 hour a day tiddlywinks than one football match.

Me too...boyfriend is all over the football, I just can't get excited. I usually go off and write (post on here).

I'd rather watch neither. If it's not competitive eating, it's not worth watching.

Quote: Ignatius Rake @ August 28 2012, 10:11 AM BST

I'd rather watch neither. If it's not competitive eating, it's not worth watching.

Flippin' 'eck! Competitive eating! No way! Where's that! <walks past full-length mirror and catches a glance>. Second thoughts...better not.

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