Quote: chipolata @ August 24 2012, 11:25 AM BSTI can't go slapping my shins in an office! I shall nip somewhere quiet in a moment and give them a good Vic Reeves style rub.
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Have just remembered it's 39 years ago today that I went to the hairdresser for the last time ever.
Does this mean you have extremely long hair?
Or they're bald.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 23 2012, 9:48 PM BST
I was PAT testing (look it up, if you want) and connected something to the PAT tester incorrectly, f**king that shit up. There was a very loud bang (at which point I dropped the tester and jumped a mile) and a burning smell from inside the kit.
I presume the irony of the person who was there to test the safety of electrical items getting blown up by an electrical item was not entirely lost on those around you?
Ha, I have had the piss taken out of me, don't worry. 
Quote: Lazzard @ August 24 2012, 3:36 PM BSTI presume the irony of the person who was there to test the safety of electrical items getting blown up by an electrical item was not entirely lost on those around you?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 24 2012, 3:34 PM BSTOr they're bald.
Or they cut their own hair...
I just thought there was a ku klux klan member outside.
Turned out to be some flowerpots
Easy mistake to make.
Flob a lob . .
Pissed off with flys. Bought a tennis racket zapper! Just one more little bastard to get!
Quote: zooo @ August 24 2012, 3:23 PM BSTDoes this mean you have extremely long hair?
It's long, yes. Occasionally I take a pair of scissors and cut an inch off the bottom.
Sausages are on the way. Hooray.
Sootyj was considering bidding to rewrite the web content for a site making hitech baths for couples.
Then read it had a special function for him (washing his bottom) and a special function (washing her front bottom, with mist)
and is now not entirely sure if he's too confused or disturbed to bid.
I mean would you use them together as a couples night?