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I will be wearing a grey jersey dress with military buttons and two thick straps, with a short black 3/4 sleeve cardigan and thick black tights or leggins. I've gone low key.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 22 2012, 1:31 PM BST

I will be wearing a grey jersey dress with military buttons and two thick straps, with a short black 3/4 sleeve cardigan and thick black tights or leggins. I've gone low key.

Sounds perfect. Accessories?

I can't stop eating. Please help me. Get a fund going for a crane or summat

Quote: AJGO @ August 22 2012, 11:06 PM BST

I can't stop eating. Please help me. Get a fund going for a crane or summat

procrastination eating, eh?

I'm doing the opposite - the dentist (do you have to be smug and patronising to be a dentist or does it develop on the job?) has freaked me out about eating anything! I've only eaten 3 times since I saw her because she's made me feel guilty about using my teeth! I'd really like a cup of tea but she told me I wasn't allowed to have tea :(

Saw the Richard and Judy picture on Twitter.
Ripped out eyes and killed self.
Found out it was a very good photoshop.
Life was worth living again.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Saw the Richard and Judy picture on Twitter.
Ripped out eyes and killed self.
Found out it was a very good photoshop.
Life was worth living again.

I hate you so much for making me Google that.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Harridan @ August 22 2012, 11:13 PM BST

procrastination eating, eh?

I'm doing the opposite - the dentist (do you have to be smug and patronising to be a dentist or does it develop on the job?) has freaked me out about eating anything! I've only eaten 3 times since I saw her because she's made me feel guilty about using my teeth! I'd really like a cup of tea but she told me I wasn't allowed to have tea :(

But, but, you're British. It's The Law. Report her to the Home Office immediately.

I seem to have eaten enough to have procrastinated about every piece of work I might possibly do for the next five years. In fairness, I did some sterling work after eating three jam doughnuts in quick succession.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Saw the Richard and Judy picture on Twitter.
Ripped out eyes and killed self.
Found out it was a very good photoshop.
Life was worth living again.

Quote: Harridan @ August 22 2012, 11:18 PM BST

I hate you so much for making me Google that.

Not googling that (blatantly googling that when procrastinating tomorrow)

Genuinely one of the most disturbing things I've seen on the internet. (At least when I thought it was real.)

Hahaha just looked. Funny.

I wonder where DaButt is? I've checked Chortle, he's not there.

Quote: AJGO @ August 22 2012, 11:06 PM BST

Sounds perfect. Accessories?

Went simple. Small articulated lobster pendant and bee earrings.

Gig was best yet. Harrah! All that stressing for nothing.

:D Good girl= confidence now becoming a reality?

Yah!

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Saw the Richard and Judy picture on Twitter.
Ripped out eyes and killed self.
Found out it was a very good photoshop.
Life was worth living again.

Is it wrong that I found it quite sexy?

Quote: Lee @ August 23 2012, 1:38 AM BST

I wonder where DaButt is? I've checked Chortle, he's not there.

Is anyone facebook chums with him? I hope he hasn't been mangled by his 'buddy'

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 23 2012, 3:08 AM BST

Went simple. Small articulated lobster pendant and bee earrings.

Gig was best yet. Harrah! All that stressing for nothing.

Nice. Want and Want.

Whoo for you! What do you think the difference was/what contributed to it?

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