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Dyson airblades. How are you supposed to dry your trousers off when you piss get water, from the sink, on them?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2012, 1:22 PM BST

Dyson airblades. How are you supposed to dry your trousers off when you piss get water, from the sink, on them?

Take your trousers off first.

That's your answer to everything.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2012, 1:25 PM BST

That's your answer to everything.

:D :$

Fly finally gone. And I didn't even have to take off my trousers.

Quote: zooo @ August 21 2012, 1:27 PM BST

Fly finally gone. And I didn't even have to take off my trousers.

You didn't even undo your fly ?

Cool

Hehehe.

:D Zooo live and unzipped! Well that's the latest buzz...

:O:O

Quote: reds @ August 21 2012, 12:54 PM BST

Been sick on and off for two months for no reason.

Console Work stress?
I've been knackered and starving all the bloody time for weeks now, it is Getting Right On My Tits

Quote: reds @ August 21 2012, 12:54 PM BST

Been sick on and off for two months for no reason.

Try to focus on the off rather than the on. Doesn't do to let this stuff take up too much mental space.

Local Royal Mail delivery office have lost yet another parcel of mine. This time they left me a card through the door (even though I was in and they didn't knock) and when I went to collect it they had no idea where it was. Their excuse? "Well, might have been a casual worker delivering it that day. They ain't brought it back so we ain't got it." and he just shrugged. Well that's just great, isn't it.

Definitely make a complaint.

I had the same thing with my thai bride.

The poor womans probably starved to death in some lost mail office.

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