Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 7:16 PM
1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
10201993 hundred weight
You cannot weigh your birthday - are you mad? Giving me your telephone won't get you anywhere either.
...apart from with Charley that is.
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2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
I walked into a door 
This also makes no sense. At no point to you attempt to describe your condition and walking into a door is merely a diversionary tactic. That's a massive wart on your forehead and placing a plastic bag over your head to hide it is only likely to result in suffocation.
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3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
I'm a Vegetarian. Therefore a Hollywood star composed entirely of celery
You're in luck! Keira Knightly is just so proportioned.
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4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
all of them! Duh!
Of the glasses wearing population, yes but I was talking about the population as a whole. A typical smart Alec response and one that didn't fool anyone.
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5. What is the point of the septum?
To overthrow the universe?
Your most interesting answer yet. However, your suggestion is fatlly flawed oweing to the fact that that part of your nose is totally unqualified to run inter-galatic government.
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6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
New york because it's new, and by the time York came the idea was old.
This is incorrect. I would deduce therefore that you are a stupid Yank for such a dumb-ass historically inaccurate response.
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7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Black because no other colours exist!
Yes, in my pants drawer anyway - it's a dark and foreboding place in there.
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8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire
Incorrect. The People's Republic of Marilyn Monroe became part of Mongolia during the student 'Trouser Uprising' of 1961.
...and yes, the DID start the fire!
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9. How thick is your favourite book?
Not the brightest spark, but I wouldn't call him thick, he's probably beat you up
'HE'D probably beat you up': As your English is so appalling you are either Lithuanian or about to be beaten up by your book as well.
Brawn cannot defeat brains as Hulk Hogan will testify once he regains conscious.
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10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
2 days :'(
For the careful consideration of your answers you should be commended but really - you ought to get hobby as you are just wasting your life. Pottery is supposed to be nice...particulatly with Demi Moore.
